Sorry Earl that’s not a scarf it’s a leash. Opal doesn’t want you wandering off very far.
Who knows? OPAL knows!
Hopefully, he won’t suffer the same fate as that actress who was strangled to death when her scarf got tangled in car tires. Isadora Duncan in 1927.
Did you get a bag of Jelly Babies to go with that scarf?
Isadora Duncan much? (Almost like yesterday’s Gaturro as commented by Florchi.)
Not as conspicuous as a leash.
You’ll be expected to wear that in the summer, too.
Opal is just practicing “rope a dope” as used by Mohamed Ali.
Tried to make a Dr. Who scarf I guess.
Opal gave him that so she always knows where he is!
On a leash!
Opal is evil. Earl is a victim, an abused husband. Save Earl! Free Earl!
New meaning to “The Old Ball And Chain” ;-)
Looks like you a new leash Earl.
Now you know why!!!!!!
It also serves as a leash! Come here Earl. Good boy!
During the sixties when long scarves were in women get the same fate in subway cars.
I thought at first she hadn’t finished it yet.
At least she’s not yanking his chain.
There’s your answer, Clyde!
Bought myself a new scarf the other day, the colors were a little effeminate, but it was so soft. When my girl saw it…“You got me a scarf! It’s so nice!”…“Oh, you like it, hon? I was hoping you would.”
And that’s how you stay together for so long.
He will never wander again!
We all knew that Opal would someday just forget to bind off one of her knitted projects when it was long enough.
surprise, its a leash
Tom Baker’s Dr. Who scarf.
She’s given him a new leash on life.
So its more like a leash.
When wives know their come hither bodies are gone.
Doctor Who (Tom Baker with scarf)
That is why.
That would have been my guess—even before I saw the punchline.
Doctor Who. Tom.
There are times when I don’t like Opal very much. This is one of them.
Singing “Always look on the bright side, da da doo doo, ……”
reining him in.
Surprise, it’s a leash.
allen@home over 3 years ago
Sorry Earl that’s not a scarf it’s a leash. Opal doesn’t want you wandering off very far.
jagedlo over 3 years ago
Who knows? OPAL knows!
sirbadger over 3 years ago
Hopefully, he won’t suffer the same fate as that actress who was strangled to death when her scarf got tangled in car tires. Isadora Duncan in 1927.
Wilde Bill over 3 years ago
Did you get a bag of Jelly Babies to go with that scarf?
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
Isadora Duncan much? (Almost like yesterday’s Gaturro as commented by Florchi.)
jmworacle over 3 years ago
Not as conspicuous as a leash.
GROG Premium Member over 3 years ago
You’ll be expected to wear that in the summer, too.
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
Opal is just practicing “rope a dope” as used by Mohamed Ali.
The Old Wolf over 3 years ago
Tried to make a Dr. Who scarf I guess.
iggyman over 3 years ago
Opal gave him that so she always knows where he is!
Qiset over 3 years ago
On a leash!
leopoldenoch over 3 years ago
Opal is evil. Earl is a victim, an abused husband. Save Earl! Free Earl!
Breadboard over 3 years ago
New meaning to “The Old Ball And Chain” ;-)
jamessveta over 3 years ago
Looks like you a new leash Earl.
JudyHendrickson over 3 years ago
Now you know why!!!!!!
flemmingo over 3 years ago
It also serves as a leash! Come here Earl. Good boy!
Yardley701 over 3 years ago
During the sixties when long scarves were in women get the same fate in subway cars.
Baba27 over 3 years ago
I thought at first she hadn’t finished it yet.
wirepunchr over 3 years ago
At least she’s not yanking his chain.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
There’s your answer, Clyde!
Redd Panda over 3 years ago
Bought myself a new scarf the other day, the colors were a little effeminate, but it was so soft. When my girl saw it…“You got me a scarf! It’s so nice!”…“Oh, you like it, hon? I was hoping you would.”
And that’s how you stay together for so long.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
He will never wander again!
Grutzi over 3 years ago
We all knew that Opal would someday just forget to bind off one of her knitted projects when it was long enough.
timbob2313 Premium Member over 3 years ago
surprise, its a leash
CynthiaLeigh over 3 years ago
Tom Baker’s Dr. Who scarf.
Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago
She’s given him a new leash on life.
w16521 over 3 years ago
So its more like a leash.
zeexenon over 3 years ago
When wives know their come hither bodies are gone.
Jelfring Premium Member over 3 years ago
Doctor Who (Tom Baker with scarf)
kab2rb over 3 years ago
That is why.
donwestonmysteries over 3 years ago
That would have been my guess—even before I saw the punchline.
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
Doctor Who. Tom.
Jan C over 3 years ago
There are times when I don’t like Opal very much. This is one of them.
purepaul Premium Member over 3 years ago
Singing “Always look on the bright side, da da doo doo, ……”
Homerville Premium Member over 3 years ago
reining him in.
Homerville Premium Member over 3 years ago
Surprise, it’s a leash.