Pickles by Brian Crane for September 13, 2023

Now, he’ll probably mess up her strainer with jelly bean goo as he tries to clean them.

Said she who washes his clothes.

I’ll have you know that that lint is a protective coating.

I doubt jelly beans are good for dogs.

Waste Not … Want Not :-)

I had a dog that used to love banana peels. Had to leave him outside for a couple of hours though.

Good boy, Roscoe!

I would think Roscoe had unpleasant memories of pills given him by the veterinarian, and decline the offer. But then, he might sometimes gobble cat waste, no problem.

Roscoe knows it’s good for you to get some fiber in your diet.

Reminds me of the bus scene in Ferris Bueller

Pocket lint isn’t fattening. Same as belly button lint.

Dogs don’t even know what pocket lint IS..!!!!!

I was going to say this yesterday, this is a continuation of the Charlie Brown, Pig Pen and Snoopy gag. Schulz did it in 3 or 4 frames. One of my favorites from CB.

Opal, you just called your grandson a non human. He ate the candy with pocket lint.

Good dog, Roscoe…good boy!

Jelly beans are gross, even without the “extra fiber”!

Eewww!

We just hope that was lint.

Roscoe thinks, “Hey, jelly belly you have any coffee flavored ones?”

I hope that’s not a sugar free jelly bean. Xylitol is fatal to dogs.

I see Earl offering candy, which is not like him. He isn’t eating any of the jellybeans from his own linty pocket, is he?

Roscoe likes candy and doesn’t care where it’s bean!

Yep Roscoe will eat anything

Roscoe: “Sorry, Earl. I did my best but she’s just not buying it.”

Last I heard, jellybeans were washable.

An early Peanut strip had Pigpen offering Charlie Brown a jelly bean. He named off the flavors he had. CB made his choice and Pigpen pulled out a handful of black jelly beans. “That’s odd!” he says, "They were all different when I put them in my pocket!}

Dogs aren’t picky, like cats.