When hubby bought a red rose for me, he wanted something to wrap it to prevent it from making other things wet. The lady chuckled and said it was artificial. Could have fooled us. (I still have it on display even though he’s gone.)
Since I kill everything, (including cactuses/cacti?), I’ve pretty much given up and 90 percent of my lanai plants are artificial. I’ll throw one or two real ones in the mix and hope for the best.
I stayed at my Parents home and ran their store for a couple weeks …… My Mother told me to make sure that I watered her plants …… so I did “ALL” of them. A day or so after they came back my Parents call and thanked me ….. then my Mother said that the tree at the bottom of the front stairs was artificial and it was a bit wet down there ……. ;)
C about 1 month ago
Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
sirbadger about 1 month ago
Mold also needs love.
MichaelAxelFleming about 1 month ago
I pretend to water my fake plants.
Limpid Lizard about 1 month ago
Feel as though, not feel like.
syzygy47 about 1 month ago
Is that how she shows love to Earl?
jasonsnakelover about 1 month ago
You know the fake ones are inanimate objects and don’t care if they’re loved or not, right?
LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 1 month ago
I miss Roscoe, looking at her with those eyes of his …
oldthang about 1 month ago
I think she’s going around the bend.
SNVBD about 1 month ago
Remember to only use artificial water for artificial flowers
rekam Premium Member about 1 month ago
When hubby bought a red rose for me, he wanted something to wrap it to prevent it from making other things wet. The lady chuckled and said it was artificial. Could have fooled us. (I still have it on display even though he’s gone.)
akiprev04 about 1 month ago
That’s how I felt anger seeing a man kicking a robodog – basically a heap of metal and software.
iggyman about 1 month ago
She must like the Bobby Darin song “Artificial Flowers”!
dlkrueger33 about 1 month ago
Since I kill everything, (including cactuses/cacti?), I’ve pretty much given up and 90 percent of my lanai plants are artificial. I’ll throw one or two real ones in the mix and hope for the best.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 1 month ago
Never question the wisdom of a grandmother.
tremaine53 about 1 month ago
Opal, and her Random Acts of… Random-ness.
steveh64 about 1 month ago
Shouldn’t she be using one of those protectant sprays for plastics, like XPS or Armor All?
sarahbowl1 Premium Member about 1 month ago
As a gardener, I cringed at Opal abusing real flowers, lol!
westcarleton about 1 month ago
Took home a plant once that someone had put out with the trash. Took me two days to realize it was fake.
Ichabod Ferguson about 1 month ago
Earl is lucky android technology is still years away.
brick10 about 1 month ago
A perfect breeding environment for fungus gnats!
goboboyd about 1 month ago
A little something for the bugs.
Slowly, he turned... about 1 month ago
same reason I comb my toupee.
ANIMAL about 1 month ago
That’s INSANE
BadCreaturesBecomeDems about 1 month ago
I hope she uses extra fertilizer: the flowers seem to grow kinda slow…
razzledazzle295 about 1 month ago
But…they’re fake.
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 month ago
She can put it in the dishwasher on the top shelf to keep it clean and free from dust. It adds a bit of class to your everyday dishwasher.
Algolei I about 1 month ago
Did she murder real flowers just so she could show love to fake ones?
timbob2313 Premium Member about 1 month ago
brain fart. But a good comeback to cover it
daleandkristen about 1 month ago
Hey Opal…..try that maneuver on the top of Earl’s head……
Joan Tinnin Premium Member about 1 month ago
She’s lost it
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction about 1 month ago
She is overflowing with love.
zeexenon about 1 month ago
Should spray them with Endust.
mckeonfuneralhomebx about 1 month ago
Artificial flowers matter
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 month ago
Thatś sweet, but sounds a lot like artificial intelligence.
Ginny Premium Member about 1 month ago
I can understand as one who has gardened for too many years to count. Watering plants is therapeutic.
cracker65 about 1 month ago
That’s pathetic
bwswolf about 1 month ago
I stayed at my Parents home and ran their store for a couple weeks …… My Mother told me to make sure that I watered her plants …… so I did “ALL” of them. A day or so after they came back my Parents call and thanked me ….. then my Mother said that the tree at the bottom of the front stairs was artificial and it was a bit wet down there ……. ;)
Blu Bunny about 1 month ago
If they brighten up your day, show them some respect.
Robert Nowall Premium Member about 1 month ago
And she constantly complains about Earl…