I used to do that when I was expecting. One time the baby kicked so hard that a plate of cheese and crackers flew off my tummy on the the floor. I was too big to bend down to get it, so the dog ate it up.
Yup, a night of cheesy gas dog, oh so much fun.
Now ask me about the time at nine months preggers when I got stuck in the waterbed and my neighbor had to crawl through my bathroom window to help get me out. True story from 40 years ago :-D
I’m puzzled by the number of comic strip characters who seem to eat sandwiches as between-meal snacks. If I eat a sandwich, it’s lunch. A sandwich seems too substantial to be a snack.
I used my baby bump to rest tea and muffins on back in the day. It also served as a perfect spot for newborn kittens to bottle feed as their poor momma got an infection in her teat and the kittens wouldn’t leave it alone.
My girlfriend’s over but I sent her away’cause she almost knocked the supper off my TV tray
Bring a loada’RC ColaTV DinnerA plate of TwinkiesIt takes a pink burritoFor to keep me clean(For to keep me clean)00TV dinner is the meal that I’m lovin’Take off the foil, 30 minutes in the oven
Bring a loada’RC ColaTV DinnerA plate of TwinkiesIt takes a pink burritoFor to keep me clean(For to keep me clean)
Don’t like no carrots, can’t stand no peasBut a pack of Ding Dongs bring me down to my knees
Bring a loada’RC ColaTV DinnerA plate of TwinkiesIt takes a pink burritoFor to keep me clean(For to keep me clean)
Girlfriend’s sweet, she ain’t like no otherLets me spend all day in from of that 24-inch color
Brings a loada’RC ColaTV DinnerA plate of TwinkiesIt takes a pink burritoFor to keep me clean(For to keep me clean)Only one thing makes me jump up and hollerTV breaks down during Bowling for Dollars
Get a loada’RC ColaTV DinnerA plate of TwinkiesIt takes a pink burritoFor to keep me clean(For to keep me clean)(Oh yeah)(That’s right)
hariseldon59 4 months ago
The sandwich of Earl.
Ambush Kitten 4 months ago
Earl stole that from me.
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ 4 months ago
Ⅰ see he owns the extra large model
californiamonty 4 months ago
Those TV dinner trays are incredibly unstable. It’s a wonder they were popular as long as they were.
Zykoic 4 months ago
What does she want?
syzygy47 4 months ago
Based on the style of his eating, the “tummy shelf”, his spirit animal must be a sea otter.
I’ve long referenced my spirit animal as a seagull. I’ll eat anything.
Pet 4 months ago
I used to do that when I was expecting. One time the baby kicked so hard that a plate of cheese and crackers flew off my tummy on the the floor. I was too big to bend down to get it, so the dog ate it up.
Yup, a night of cheesy gas dog, oh so much fun.
Now ask me about the time at nine months preggers when I got stuck in the waterbed and my neighbor had to crawl through my bathroom window to help get me out. True story from 40 years ago :-D
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 4 months ago
Excellent construction.
iggyman 4 months ago
Earl, Opal made you a sandwich? She trying to butter you up?!
iggyman 4 months ago
Put it right here on the ol’ spare tire, dear!
win.45mag 4 months ago
Well, I lost MY appetite. Try a diet, Earl. Take a little pride in yourself.
The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago
Tummy shelves sure are convenient!
iggyman 4 months ago
“Opal, make me a sandwich” “Okay POOF, you’re a sandwich”!
kjnrun 4 months ago
Over 60 and I haven’t developed one of those and don’t plan to!
Daltongang Premium Member 4 months ago
Oh look, it’s the “Earl of Sandwich.”
Strawberry King 4 months ago
You better not get crumbs on the chair, Earl. You don’t wanna do anything to get her upset.
ANIMAL 4 months ago
That is NOT sexy.!!!!!
MuddyUSA Premium Member 4 months ago
Attaboy Earl……
jth 4 months ago
Gross
BJP 4 months ago
I’m puzzled by the number of comic strip characters who seem to eat sandwiches as between-meal snacks. If I eat a sandwich, it’s lunch. A sandwich seems too substantial to be a snack.
zeexenon 4 months ago
The Earl of Sandwich on one of his thrones.
goboboyd 4 months ago
Amongst the other mustard stains.
lawguy05 4 months ago
I think that qualifies you as a Plugger, Earl!
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 4 months ago
I used my baby bump to rest tea and muffins on back in the day. It also served as a perfect spot for newborn kittens to bottle feed as their poor momma got an infection in her teat and the kittens wouldn’t leave it alone.
Charlie Tuba 4 months ago
Peter Sohn realized that when he did the voice of Emile in Ratatouille.
Charlie Tuba 4 months ago
My girlfriend’s over but I sent her away’cause she almost knocked the supper off my TV tray
Bring a loada’RC ColaTV DinnerA plate of TwinkiesIt takes a pink burritoFor to keep me clean(For to keep me clean)00TV dinner is the meal that I’m lovin’Take off the foil, 30 minutes in the oven
Bring a loada’RC ColaTV DinnerA plate of TwinkiesIt takes a pink burritoFor to keep me clean(For to keep me clean)
Don’t like no carrots, can’t stand no peasBut a pack of Ding Dongs bring me down to my knees
Bring a loada’RC ColaTV DinnerA plate of TwinkiesIt takes a pink burritoFor to keep me clean(For to keep me clean)
Girlfriend’s sweet, she ain’t like no otherLets me spend all day in from of that 24-inch color
Brings a loada’RC ColaTV DinnerA plate of TwinkiesIt takes a pink burritoFor to keep me clean(For to keep me clean)Only one thing makes me jump up and hollerTV breaks down during Bowling for Dollars
Get a loada’RC ColaTV DinnerA plate of TwinkiesIt takes a pink burritoFor to keep me clean(For to keep me clean)(Oh yeah)(That’s right)
Moonkey Premium Member 4 months ago
I hope today’s comic does not come up as a rerun someday.
kathleenhicks62 4 months ago
“We” haven’t used the tummy shelf yet. . . .