Pluggers by Rick McKee for May 06, 2021

I asked my barber how old you had to be to get the senior discount. He replied “Bald”.

I guess he couldn’t find any hairs? On a bear? That’s a bit strange.

Some of my surviving old hippie buddies* have pony tails and are bald on top. I ask them from time to time “What’s under that tail?”

*The Mary Jane and Bengay crowd now….

You don’t have to trim a dead tree ;-)

That red and white cylindrical thing always makes me crave candy because it reminds me of candy cane.

Eh? The bearheaded ones are bearly bald.

The Finder’s Fee here would be for …

… the “leftovers” found in his mustache.

They find it elsewhere. It leaves your head and somehow migrates to your nose and ears.

Haven’t been to a barber in 30 years. Five minutes with a #5 blade on the trimmer is all it takes. Remember when things lasted? My mother bought the Sears trimmer in college, right after their wedding – in 1947.

When my husband would say “I need to get a haircut”, I would ask, which one? Now, he forgets that he has hair to get cut.

That’s why I have my wife cut my hair; it’s cheaper.

Umm… they have FUR! ALL OVER them!

My husband thought he should get a discount because he was missing so much hair. When he mentioned it, the barber just laughed.

What’s hard to find? Dude is covered in fur.