Pluggers by Rick McKee for April 22, 2023

I have to say that I hope I never reach that point of being a plugger.

Now THIS is an Opera I’d watch in full. Front row seats, please. I don’t mind of it’s the splash zone.

I can’t wake up until I’ve had my shower.

That’s not gonna happen no matter how much Biden tries – I do a shower every morning! That is how I wake up, too!

I went more than thirty days.

Well, I always thought that the Pluggers were the hard workers of our society. The ones who just keep plugging away at keeping things running.

You don’t want to shower once a week if you’re a farmer, or a trucker, or an oil field worker, or a construction worker, or an assembly line worker, or a soldier…

EEEWWWWWW, Grandma smells funny.

Gene (Plugger) Kelly …. Singing In The Rain ;-)

Eh who dares snooping around and takes this picture when me be bathroom singing.

O sole mio. Sta ’n fronte a te.

That’s when you appreciate the 6 foot rule while standing in line.

I don’t want to hang around a Plugger who only showers once a week. This Plugger showers and shaves daily.

I prefer ZZ Top in the shower. “I’m gonna tell ya what it’s all about”……..

And then there’s the power companies that want you to install eco heatpumps, then hit you with surcharges for using too much power.

Not to save water but I shower only once a week because my skin drys out and gets flaky and itchy. Lotions make me feel slimy so I don’t use them. Never had anyone say I smelled funky.

Do you know humans survived for centuries without showers?

Yikes. What is it with people who give up personal hygiene?

i don’t think so!

Yeah… now we know why bears stink !

Oh HELL no! My bride wouldn’t let me. I can’t go one day without stinking up the whole house.

I shower daily unless I’m camping and hunting or fishing.

There are alternative ways to help the environment and they are even economical: quit watering and fertilizing the lawn [or water only at night];

xeriscape [use native plants and grasses];

don’t run the water while brushing your teeth;

keep drinking water in the refrigerator to avoid running water ‘til it gets cold’;

carry reusable water bottles;

compost food waste instead of putting it down the garbage disposal;

wash off fruits and vegetables in a basin, not under running water;

run the dishwasher only when full;

sweep decks instead of hosing them off;

plant water-efficient trees for shade;

use reusable shopping bags;

use non-toxic cleaning products;

reduce, reuse, recycle.

Just take a Navy shower-turn water on/get wet, turn water off/soap up, turn water on/rinse-3-5 gallons.

If you were that hairy, other people would want you to shower more than once a week.

Aren’t most pluggers too smart, wise and experienced to fall for the global warming/climate change falsehoods?

…simultaneously with his weekly shave!

A plugger takes a shower without the help of a caregiver…. Haha…. That’s hilarious

This is the second “pluggers don’t bathe” strip this week, I think.

How come he is taking a shower with the curtain wide open? :)