Pluggers by Rick McKee for June 23, 2024

Try it when driving a delivery truck and the stop you’re at won’t allow you to use their restroom!

Especially bad when you have a diabetic in the car.

does seem that way

Thus the reason to go … Before I go ;-)

And as you rush to get home, you hit every pothole in the road.

Doggie just looking for nearest tree or fire hydrant.

E for effort. P for relief.

When I buy something at a restaurant and want to get it home quick, that’s when I catch every light.

Even worse if there’s only one traffic light and you’re on the cross street of a highway.

That ‘hitting every red light’ also happens when you’re late for work… and heaven help you if on your way to work you have to cross railroad tracks on a busy railway, and a long freight train is just coming through. (You know it’s going to be a long train when it’s got five engines in the front.)

having to pee is bad, diarrhea is worse

It never fails to happen.

Nah, that’s just Rule 16 of The Perverse Universe. 17 is if you don’t want to be late for something so you leave an extra 15min early, every single automatic signal will be green.

Like when you’re on the bus and it has to stop at every stop. :)

You need an un-Plugger…

Once used that as an excuse when I was stopped for speeding, saved the cost of a ticket in exchange for a little bit of dignity.

I just stop beside the road; but I wish I’d payed for the four door model.

It worse when the nearest rest stop is about 40 miles away.

YES …… can relate …… ;)

…and every pothole/bump.

Learn all the emergency rest stops between wherever and home.

On the other hand, the surest way to get every green light is to need to put your mascara on (when you’re the passenger, of course!)