Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 24, 2022

Sounds like the book for me. Where can I put it on hold?

I used to know an author who called her procrastination methods “tennis-shoe polishing”.

To Do List for procrastinators:

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I keep wanting to do that – maybe tomorrow or next week. When I finish this other thing, that’s when I’ll do it …

I"m wondering if I can get someone to read it for me….

I remember that book. I think it’s at the bottom of the sock drawer.

I’m readin’ that book for certain… but first, I have to alphabetize the contents of my freezer, then polish up my spear fishing gear… ‘cause one o’those days, I’m gonna learn spear fishing.

Blank pages, but no one ever found out

I like to warm up for procrastination by dithering for a while. But first, a little nap.

I finally went to a procrastinator’s support group meeting. Funny, no one else showed up.

So the little guy is a proprocrastinator.

Procrastinate doing income tax until doing income tax becomes a procrastination excuse.

Ralphie’s on an amaTour to promote the book …!

As a professional procrastinator (redundant I know) I haven’t even started anything on that list!

I borrowed this from the library. One of these days I should get around to returning it. :)

I’ve been going to start a Procrastinators Club, but I keep putting it off…

I’m so good at procrastinating I’m gonna start a Procrastinators Club…tomorrow!

In the AF I was a Master Sergent, after I retired, I became A Master Procrastinator.

There’s the key to success. Do something worthwhile to keep from doing something you’d rather not do.

Not now! I’m SAVING THE WORLD!!!

Never put off till tomorrow what you can put off till next week.

Mañana, mañana, mañana is soon enough for me….