Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 18, 2022

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    FreihEitner Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I’ve mansplained to you before that you need to stock up.

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    Superfrog  about 2 years ago

    Have to take potluck.

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    Zykoic  about 2 years ago

    What will you spread on the buns?

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I guess you’ll have to settle for Manonnaise.

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    Dobber Premium Member about 2 years ago

    You didn’t put man-aise on the shopping list.

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    Dobie  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Is his name “Stew”…?

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    Doug K  about 2 years ago

    In that case, you better stop cooking your food and wait until you have the proper condiments. (And the food gets a “reprieve” for now.)

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    …and it will be hours before the main meal is done….

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    joyridehawk  about 2 years ago

    What the HELLmans?

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    R Humble  about 2 years ago

    I put that s*** on everything

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 2 years ago

    Sit down and rumin-eat on it …!

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    FassEddie  about 2 years ago

    Go ask the neighboring tribe.

    There’s Hel-man’s in the fridge.

    No, it’s in the door! What are we? Savages?

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  about 2 years ago

    Just use MANaise. (That’s the way my hubs pronounces mayonnaise.)

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    Bex Premium Member about 2 years ago

    You can find more than you will ever need on any form of public transportation.

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    goboboyd  about 2 years ago

    There is another batch rendering in the stock pot. The pith helmet makes it a bit chewy.

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    cuzinron47  about 2 years ago

    Quick, get on Amazon.

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    zeexenon  about 2 years ago

    Man, that jar has been scraped clean. My fall-back plan would be peanut butter.

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    Norris66  about 2 years ago

    We have plenty of MouseTurds

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 2 years ago

    What you need is some French dressing.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Boo! :D

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