I’ve mansplained to you before that you need to stock up.
Have to take potluck.
What will you spread on the buns?
I guess you’ll have to settle for Manonnaise.
You didn’t put man-aise on the shopping list.
Is his name “Stew”…?
In that case, you better stop cooking your food and wait until you have the proper condiments. (And the food gets a “reprieve” for now.)
…and it will be hours before the main meal is done….
What the HELLmans?
I put that s*** on everything
Sit down and rumin-eat on it …!
Go ask the neighboring tribe.
There’s Hel-man’s in the fridge.
No, it’s in the door! What are we? Savages?
Just use MANaise. (That’s the way my hubs pronounces mayonnaise.)
You can find more than you will ever need on any form of public transportation.
There is another batch rendering in the stock pot. The pith helmet makes it a bit chewy.
Quick, get on Amazon.
Man, that jar has been scraped clean. My fall-back plan would be peanut butter.
We have plenty of MouseTurds
What you need is some French dressing.
Boo! :D
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Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
FreihEitner Premium Member about 2 years ago
I’ve mansplained to you before that you need to stock up.
Superfrog about 2 years ago
Have to take potluck.
Zykoic about 2 years ago
What will you spread on the buns?
The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago
I guess you’ll have to settle for Manonnaise.
Dobber Premium Member about 2 years ago
You didn’t put man-aise on the shopping list.
Dobie Premium Member about 2 years ago
Is his name “Stew”…?
Doug K about 2 years ago
In that case, you better stop cooking your food and wait until you have the proper condiments. (And the food gets a “reprieve” for now.)
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
…and it will be hours before the main meal is done….
joyridehawk about 2 years ago
What the HELLmans?
R Humble about 2 years ago
I put that s*** on everything
Howard'sMyHero about 2 years ago
Sit down and rumin-eat on it …!
FassEddie about 2 years ago
Go ask the neighboring tribe.
There’s Hel-man’s in the fridge.
No, it’s in the door! What are we? Savages?
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom about 2 years ago
Just use MANaise. (That’s the way my hubs pronounces mayonnaise.)
Bex Premium Member about 2 years ago
You can find more than you will ever need on any form of public transportation.
goboboyd about 2 years ago
There is another batch rendering in the stock pot. The pith helmet makes it a bit chewy.
cuzinron47 about 2 years ago
Quick, get on Amazon.
zeexenon about 2 years ago
Man, that jar has been scraped clean. My fall-back plan would be peanut butter.
Norris66 about 2 years ago
We have plenty of MouseTurds
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 2 years ago
What you need is some French dressing.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 2 years ago
Boo! :D