Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 26, 2023

Mary Poppins is practically perfect in every way.

Can you expiali’splain that to me?

Ralph’s got the last word.

Dave was expelidocious (sp?) today.

Okay… I’m wonderin’ if I can swallow these puns with a spoonful of sugar?

Ha! Love it!

Roofer: He’s tops!!

Realist: They bribed me with a discount to post a good review.

Humph to you, Dave: She is definitely expialidocious! And Nun shall contradict because my edelweiss is up through the snow. And bless my homeland forever.

Today’s Toon Yelp review: Liquid, yet wet …!

Our Witch is Wicka smart…

Bloody ‘eck, now I got the song in my head, great, it’s Um diddle diddle diddle, um diddle ay, all day.

All Yelp Witches Be Loco…I Mean, Come On!

Hey, no fair — how come when Dave uses “that word” to describe the Negative Yelp Reviewer, he gets a pass, but if WE use it, we get banned?