Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 15, 2023

There’s a hole in the finances.

But you must sell that dough. Then you start making money.

You knead to head yeast where you can get a bigger slice. So don’t loaf.

They were just going to crumble anyway.

Sometimes in business you have to roll with the punches to be able to make your bread. Otherwise if you allow the process to get too sticky your eyes glaze over due to panic because at home there’s a bun in the oven that will need attention and care.

They have to work batter. Things will only get butter if they work together and donut challah at one another.

All the dough they make goes (back) into producing their baked goods.

Then you’d better popover to the competition.

You’re not making enough bread by concentrating on the sweet stuff.

This cartoon is three puns to the wind. :)

LMAO!

He never really rose to the occasion at the bakery, so he got rid of the cookies and started his own online Yeast company.

Must… have… more… coffee… before… reading… IT puns… mixed… with… bakery puns!

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Crap! What’d I just do!

I once went to work at a bakery because I wanted to learn how to be a good roll model.

So many baking puns so early. I might pie laughing!

Sounds like a half-baked idea to me.

Time to repackage. Put half as much in the bag and double the price.

That guy is muffin but trouble!

It’s pretty clear these guy donut know what they are doing.

He’s great at baking, but pretty crumby at business. It took a lot of crust for him to think he could manage the place. Now it’s going to the devil’s food, unless they can find some angels to help it rise again.

That just frosts my…

DOH …!

So now we are being pun-ished.

Yup, it’s pretty bad when you offer a suggestion to pappa johns to improve thier pizza by adding boiling water to thier pizza dough to make it fluffier so it will not burn and they will not listen to you.

Duh? Delete cookies and bakery is operating at a loss? What am I missing? The squirrel got it right, but why? Help!…

Well, that explains it. They’re not getting any cookie dough.

Boo! ALL of you! :D

Well that just takes the cake.

He’s been cooking the books.

losing money? they must both be baked…