Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 29, 2023

He’s thinking like a mail.

He’s a Prime example of self expression.

I guess that works.

Ralph hit the nail on the head.

She’s hoping for porch pirates now.

That can’t have been delivered by a real shipping company – they’ve set it down right side up.

Daves not here.

I’m sure that worked to impress her.

She’s probably upset at herself for not thinking of that first.

Is that ‘Return to Sender’ playing in the background?

As usual, Dave, you got things a little mixed up.

“Sorry, but you missed the Return Window at Amazon. You’re stuck with Dave.”

Daisy, Daisy give me your answer do…

Dave is just trying to spice up his sex life.

Dave’s the fastest delivery on the truck..Express all the way!

Return to sender? Forward to someone else?

This was a real life event I gather.

And now I am expressed.

Schrödinger’s Dave? Dave-in-the-box?

What is the UPS delivery guy’s favorite sport?… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … wait for it…......Boxing!

Dave’s not here.

No, man. It’s me, Dave

Cheech and Chong

I finally get the “Dave’s not here man” joke.. it took over 40 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WOotE4vblw

That guy’s thinking outside the box. Besides, HAL says, “Dave read the book ’How to make enemies and influence antagonists.”

I told you to be a mime in an invisible box. :)

One word … Regift …!

He just committed a federal offense…

Love Ralph’s comment!

i’m sorry, dave, i’m afraid you can’t do that…

She might order too much stuff if she can’t figure out what she ordered.

Ralph must be tired. He looks…bushed.

Great Cheech and Chong reference. Hilarious!

Can she return this one to sender? Oh wait…