Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 08, 2023

I hope no one orders a black coffee.

You’re a large gerbil, Bob. Young gerbils get the baby herbal tea.

Ok, lets get back to that pink squirrel order… with a double shot of crème de cacao please

Is that tea made from real gerbils?

Who ordered the Black coffee? And who ordered the White chocolate?

Love Ralph’s response. Pink Squirrel…

… I ordered a ham sandwich and got a hamster sandwich! Is it because I’m a hamster! Is that why?!

Nope! It’s just creepy any other way!

Bob Gerbil…I like it.

better than a mad russian………..

I wonder what Herb ordered?

CaFfEiNe …‼️

A man walks up to a counter and orders a Polish sausage. The man behind the counter says You must be Polish! The first man says Why would you assume I am Polish just because I ordered a Polish sausage? Would you assume I’m German if I had ordered a German potato salad? Would you assume I am Irish if I ordered an Irish coffee? Why would you assume I’m Polish? The man behind the counter says Because this is a hardware store.

Good thing no one ordered a Fuzzy Navel or a Harvey Wallbanger!

Hang in there Ralph! He’s mixing the colors now!

Hint..gerbils will eat pumpkin.

That’s a huge gerbil. I’d call that a capybara.

Why you is thinks he is canninbal eh.

“One Polish sausage, please.”“Are you Polish?”“As a matter of fact, I am. But why are you asking? If I ordered a German sausage, would you ask if I’m German? If I ordered French Fries, would you ask if I’m French? If I ordered an Italian soda, would you ask if I’m Italian? Would you?“No”“Then why are you asking if I’m Polish just for ordering a Polish sausage?”“Because this is Home Depot.”

Sounds like a lawsuit to me. That barista will be spending jail time for sure.

This is known to cause Californians to speak up uninvited.

Kinda like cannibalism, only different…

That’s not Bob. That’s Rod. Rod Ent.

First question from the barista should be: “Are you Bob?”