Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 16, 2023

What is he going to do?

Suddenly, I’m hungry for Pizza.

Is this a virtue signal?

Ha!

Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom Pac Man!

That’s right! Send The Bat pacing!

spent a lotta money playing Pac-Man in college which partly explains my GPA.

Happy Batman Day

And I thought something went kaflooey with the light.

“Sorry Commissioner, I was wondering why it looked like a pie chart! Oooooo, pie! … I could eat!”

Yes, but what were you calling him?

Somebody doesn’t know how to color Batman.

… now dealing with a Batman-themed ear worm …

DA da da da .. DA da da da … PACMAN!

And I thought he wanted Pie Chart Man

Wocka wocka why?

Samuel F. B. Morse says you gotta mind your * – - * s and – - * – s.

Batman:" What is this, some kinda game??"

There’s a new super hero in Gotham City, Bats!

No, Commissioner Gordon was hungry, and this is how he orders a cheese pizza! d;o)

HAHA!! Pac-Man follows a trail of dots to the Commissioner’s office.