Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 27, 2023

Not every frog is an enchanted Prince

Who wouldn’t want a talking frog?

He’s obviously a good liar.

If not a good layer, as one chicken said to another.

Walter Smitty must be imagines things again.

Maybe she turned into a lady frog, and that’s why he’s so happy.

Nah! He’s just ribbit-ing ya!

(Sorry… that one was painful even for me!)

Unfortunately, she croaked.

Because this is real frog life. It’s not a fairy tale.

This presumes all frogs are enchanted princes who use baseball metaphors for lovemaking.

Side note, the princesses is now tripping out of her royal head.

She’s princess Ribbit.

He was tongue-tried.

“Because that would only work if he was a cursed prince, Ed. He’s just a frog.”

Moral: Once a frog, always a …

um …

first baseman …?

( who knows )

Smitty says it was froggin awesome.