Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 28, 2024

LOL

Yo! Da Yoda yodel!

Funny, it’s not…

Cornball, this is! A dad joke, this is! ;D

But, he didn’t use the Force!

Echo! My voice, it does!

If Yoda is wrotes novels :

With The Wind Gone.

The Musketeers Three.

In The Iron Mask The Man.

Of Dorian Gray A Picture.

A Mockingbird To Kill.

Heights Wuthering.

Under The Sea 20,000 Leagues

To The Centre of The Earth A Journey

Of Monte Cristo The Count

Of Two Cities A Tale.

Expectations Great.

In King Arthur’s Court A Connecticut Yankee.

Gatsby The Great.

Robinson Swiss Family.

Of The Wild The Call.

Of The Worlds The War.

Of Amontillado A Cask (okay, not a novel, but still)

In The Rye The Catcher.

Women Little.

Little Stuart.

Twist Oliver.

Yoda man.

Not, he does.

LOL!

may the yodel be with you…

Who the yodel lay he is?

Now do Jar-Jar! (˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

And his new car: the Yoda Skoda.

bought my ex a yoda action figure one Christmas, so she could tell all her friends i bought her a new toy yoda…

That would make a cute Toy Yoda.

It’s an older joke, but it checks out….

Yo, da funny!

Yes Ralph, it trips you up when it’s around your ankles. News at 10: Hoda vs. Yoda lawsuit status over marcas registradas.

Just love it, Yoda is a favorite, humor he has ;-)

At least a math problem this is not …!

( whew )

No, it would be “Yodel, ee-oo ay!”

There is a character in Star Wats called Yaddle.

The quiet Yaddle was a member of the same mysterious species as the revered Jedi Master Yoda. Yaddle sat on the Jedi Council with her fellow green-skinned diminutive Force-user. By the time of the Clone Wars, she was no longer on the Council.

https COLON SLASH SLASH www DOT starwars DOT com SLASH databank SLASH yaddle

“Goatherder lonely up on an hill he was”

I met him in a bar on Dagobah, yo yo yo Yoda- Weird Al