I just watched a TV program that had a drunk driver [woman], being told to walk the white line, she foolishly danced and played hopscotch on the line. Needless to say, she was arrested.
Funny video clip circulating a while back shows a female officer with a drunk cowboy and she’s administering a sobriety test. He was doing pretty much the same moves above and she then went through some more difficult dance moves and then told him to do that. His reply was, “Ma’am, I’m too drunk to do that!” BAM! She got him by confession.
Superfrog about 1 month ago
Every move you make, every step you take..
TStyle78 about 1 month ago
Can’t they be the same?
swadeparker Premium Member about 1 month ago
“Walk that white line? Which one?”
suv2000 about 1 month ago
Same thing here in parts of Texas
Gent about 1 month ago
But… but…this all about one liners ain’t it!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 1 month ago
That’s another win for Ralph.
Kimmies01 about 1 month ago
I just watched a TV program that had a drunk driver [woman], being told to walk the white line, she foolishly danced and played hopscotch on the line. Needless to say, she was arrested.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 1 month ago
Dressing like that leads to drinking!!!
Dobie Premium Member about 1 month ago
Well, at least she wasn’t break-dancin’… the new Olympic sport!
pat sandy creator about 1 month ago
she’s dancing in the street…
zerotvus about 1 month ago
Your right ossifer…I can’t walk that white line, But I think I can snort it……
Kroykali about 1 month ago
Looks Hokey Pokey to me.
dsatvoinde Premium Member about 1 month ago
Funny video clip circulating a while back shows a female officer with a drunk cowboy and she’s administering a sobriety test. He was doing pretty much the same moves above and she then went through some more difficult dance moves and then told him to do that. His reply was, “Ma’am, I’m too drunk to do that!” BAM! She got him by confession.
ladykat about 1 month ago
If she can do that and stay on the line without stumbling, I’d say she’s okay.
darcyandsimon about 1 month ago
That is TOO funny (says the dancer)!
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 1 month ago
Just a guess, Tanya Tucker?
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 month ago
She loves DWIght Yoakam.
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
“And I asked you to walk in a square.”
Howard'sMyHero about 1 month ago
Funny! And I ain’t line (sic) …!
lnrokr55 about 1 month ago
Dance, Dance, Dance you varmint !
The Tooninator creator about 1 month ago
she needs to get in line now
zeexenon about 1 month ago
… and I said, include 3 1/2 shuffle-ball-changes!
Chris Sherlock about 1 month ago
Well, obviously, she isn’t sober.
pchemcat about 1 month ago
If she can do a line dance, she is not DUI.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom 30 days ago
If she can do all that, she can’t be too drunk.
MissyTiger 30 days ago
Clearly, she’s drunk; it’s “just a jump to the left, and then a step to the rii-ii-ii-ight”
Norris66 30 days ago
On Patrol is Live this Weekend and it’s full moon time. It ought to be good.