Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 24, 2024

It’s the right size for that shoe…

Maybe it’s the with care part.

All my years growing up, we didn’t hang socks, we hung nylon stockings. Do you have any idea how much you can fit in them when they stretch? I don’t know how Dad afforded to fill them.

Then, when I got married and my wife got introduced to our tradition, she went one better=- she put out queen size panty hose! Wow, what a haul!

she’s gonna have a happy haul-iday!

… and right on time, here’s the dump truck full of coal!

…Touché, grandma!

The little old lady who lived in a shoe, knew what to do.

She has so many children, she needs all the help she can get.

Santa suddenly and conveniently realizes that this little old lady is not on the nice list.

Merry Christmas, Y’all !!

and with the “fat boy” comment she was changed to the naughty list

I dunno… I’m thinkin’ she made the naughty list right there!

Mrs. Wormwood knows which fat boys should never cross her threshold again.

Merry Christmas, Dave. I’m saving Happy New Year for Day By Dave.

“Ho-Ho-Hose” …!!!

Had she bothered to read the Ts and Cs before clicking Okay, she would know that the extent of “filling it up” is left to the discretion of the Provider. Santa has a good legal department.

Most people downsize their homes when they age. Looks she didn’t do that.

He hasn’t stayed in business for this many years just to fall for that!

She has to try it on. If it doesn’t fit; it doesn’t qualify as a stocking.

“A Visit from St. Nicholas,” is commonly attributed to Clement Clarke Moore. Santa didn’t say to hang ’em up!

Satan (&*%$ autocorrect) Santa gets her back and fills it up with rotten vegetables.