I wanted to be a doctor, but I didn’t have the patients.
But he’d be perfect as a major league team mascot.
I was going to be a Nobel-Prize-winning physicist, or a champion NBA player, or a famous movie star, or a cowboy, or a fireman. But I decided it wasn’t for me.
So far, reaching my goal of being the best mediocre person ever.
If you don’t keep your goals within reach, what good are they?
Considering how goofy you look in a red shirt…
Is he a malpractice salesman?
Looks are important…..
You’re in good hands with Bert.
I was going to be a psychiatrist but 2 things stopped me
I never would have made it through medical school, and I may be crazier than most of the people I would have treated
That is why I didn’t get a job as a school cafeteria worker.
A C- in Organic Chemistry didn’t help his Med school application any, either.
Otto Knowbetter almost 4 years ago
I wanted to be a doctor, but I didn’t have the patients.
eromlig almost 4 years ago
But he’d be perfect as a major league team mascot.
pschearer Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I was going to be a Nobel-Prize-winning physicist, or a champion NBA player, or a famous movie star, or a cowboy, or a fireman. But I decided it wasn’t for me.
Jeff0811 almost 4 years ago
So far, reaching my goal of being the best mediocre person ever.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
If you don’t keep your goals within reach, what good are they?
BearsDown Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Considering how goofy you look in a red shirt…
Lee26 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Is he a malpractice salesman?
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
Looks are important…..
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 4 years ago
You’re in good hands with Bert.
Doctor Toon almost 4 years ago
I was going to be a psychiatrist but 2 things stopped me
I never would have made it through medical school, and I may be crazier than most of the people I would have treated
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
That is why I didn’t get a job as a school cafeteria worker.
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 4 years ago
A C- in Organic Chemistry didn’t help his Med school application any, either.