Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 30, 2021

Glad the two you did whatever it took. So the marriage could work.

Just wait until she starts taking that medical marijuana. She’ll be right with ya.

Two works in progress.

What baby wants, baby gets = happy baby = happy marriage. It’s not that hard.

That’s my wife and I, lol. She’s a cleanaholic and I love her. Amazingly, she loves me. Go figger.

My mother once said if anyone walked into my bed room they would throw up, but no one would notice! I’ve improved lately. Now only my desk and dining room table are a mess. But I can (and could) find whatever I’m looking for!

My wife and I were the exact opposites, but I came from the Army so that might have had something to do with it.

Love, Baby.

Women marry men hoping they’ll change. Men marry women hoping they won’t.

Compromise but compensate.

Ya. Good luck with that. I had a GF break up with me because, according to her, I folded the towels wrong. Now, the Mrs makes a pin look disheveled and I have no problem with that and my level of neatness/cleanliness is within her standard. That GF does not know what she missed.

So he’s a regular guy…..

A common outcome.

Then just add love because love is the redeemable pig always having to say sorry.

The simpler solution to perfectionist + slob is for him to become a perfect slob. Mission accomplished!

If life was perfect, it would beyond boring. Imprerfections are what life is made of.