Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 11, 2023

Everybody but RJ gets chosen.

Whoa! I actually called it RIGHT!

I believe that’s deputy Rowdee. So she chosen to follow the call of the wild.

Oh, boy.

Now I’m going to have to have to stop reading this strip before I go to work in the morning

Helloooo, Deputy Rowdee!

ka-now it’s a party

Must of been the lack of hair RJ!!!

Is this like one of those Star Trek episodes where their bodies are all taken over by energy beings? They even talk funny.

She-who-must-be-obeyed

Rowdee is now Ka Zar’s wife, in a more modest outfit?

Just WOW!

RrrrrRowDeee!

Talk about a tiger by the tail, Rowdee… not PoPo kitty

Wow, this just keeps getting better and better !!

Wow! Nice transformation!

Choosy and a bit of jerk to keep reminding you that you weren’t chosen!

In the heat of passion, those thighs could end a guy. RJ ducked wisely. It’s great times and all, but I don’t want to die that way.

Selective service. :)

I like Rowdy a lot more today! Let’s hope she lives up to her name!

He can keep some of the pieces of Po-po’s collar as a memento.

Cheer up, RJ. Not being chosen has its advantages.

https://www.satirewire.com/god-names-next-chosen-people-its-jews-again/

Nice Jack Kirby pose there, Deputy.

KA-CHOOSY!

Looking good, Deputy Rowdee.

Deputy Rowdee is channeling her inner Red Sonja! Ride that tiger!

Call of the Wild

Is never mild

Now hear the tiger roar.

R. J. is left

Thus feels bereft

Passed over is a bore.

I was wondering how Rowdee would answer the call of the wild. Can’t wait for Monday.

And now she has turned into a Marvel Comics heroine. You can tell by how she is holding her hand out.

Where can i get some of that?

What did R.J. do to become adjacent to the Call of the Wild?

The role of Deputy Rowdee is now being played by Red Sonja.

No point pulling out your hair, R.J. At least give it time to grow back first!

Dan is freebasin’ Kirby again! Lol!