Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 29, 2021

Tonight I’m back to my favorite theme of Older Is Better:

An old man has been paired with a young hotshot on the golf course. At the third tee, the youngster looks at the fairway and sees a large tree between him and the hole, As he mulls how he’ll get around the tree, the old man scoffs. “Why, when I was your age, I always hit my tee shot right over that tree!”

The younger man isn’t going to be outdone by some old duffer, so he grabs his biggest iron, lines up his shot, and WHAM! hits it right into the tree.

The older guy continues, “Of course, when I was your age, that tree was only about twelve feet tall.”

…I’d say “Eromlig. Out!” but then I’d owe Steve Silver a royalty.

I guess if it hadn’t had that extra 8.87 ounces of human hair it wouldn’t have been the hairiest car in the world.

Polymastia…… TMI!!!

Yum, armpit milk. Said no one ever.

The “Old Age & Treachery Clause”. Gotta love it!

So does signora Mugno use shampoo, conditioner, and hair spray (or gel) to wash and wax her car?

$95,000? You would think being a hair dresser that there would be a lot of free hair clippings to be picked up off the salon floor.

- Oh, Lady that’s a…uuum.. “cute” baby you’re carrying around. Say, does it already have a mustache?!

- Oh, no, no! Just fed him with my extra breast out from the armpits

I guess the wall-eyed wallaby didn’t make that left turn in Albuquerque!!

If Maria had covered her Fiat in, say, boogers, would Ripley’s give it the same attention? Some things are shocking, or unusual, or strange, or interesting. Others are just stupid. IMO, Ripley’s draws their line in a dubious spot.

Say wallaby rapidly 264 times and you’ll produce cottage cheese from your uvula.

Take care, may famed Siberian shoe designer Clarke “Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That” Gorgeourd be with you, and gesundheit.

…And on humid days, it takes up two lanes.

Now I’m forced to ask: exactly how many hairy cars are there in the world?

So, what’s the difference between a wallaby and a kangaroo?

How can they not know where Lebanon County came from???

“Check it out, Butt-head: This chick has three boobs!”

I feel like the illustration should be censored.

Thank you Lord for my “Y” chromosomes!

Maria’s motto: Lather, Rinse, Rev it up.

That’s some Cronenberg level stuff with that pitmilk fact!

The hairy people’s car.

Whose origins remain a mystery… the wallaby’s, or Lebanon County, PA’s?