Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 24, 2024

Legally, is the mother the one that provided the egg or the one that carried it?

Now I know why they call it “Berserkley”.

That baby was in the freezer too long.

The lunatic is in the comics…

I know the one about Canadians to be true, for I visited a Tim Horton’s during a trip to Canada nine years ago.

Re doughnuts and Canada: In which movie was a receptionist bribed with a doughnut and was told, “It’s a jelly”?

Are we looking at an “I’am my own grandma” scenario?

Sandhill Cranes have nostrils that you can look through and their bills are cooling looking in my opinion as they almost look like they are made out of wood.

Thank you Tim Hortons, only in Canada eh. lol

Of course we eat more doughnuts! We have Timmy’s!!

And you don’t want to know how he shapes the donuts!

“Neuroscientists at UC Berkeley” anyone else notice the oxymoron here?

I think it’s just because there is a Tim Horton’s near every ice rink in Canada, eh?

Of course we have more donut shops. We have Tim Horton’s. Dunkin and Country Time can’t compete. The musical group Great Big Sea had a concert in Moncton, New Brunswick. Alan Doyle looked around the crowd and said “I know I am in Moncton. I look around and see 7 Tim Horton’s within two blocks” Canadians LOVE their Tim’s Coffee and doughnuts.

So Turkey Vultures are like Coke heads from the 80’s…

But WHICH song? If it was “Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict” – I’d be checking the students at Berkley for elevated levels of hallucinogenics

I can reproduce the song “The Misinterpretation of Silence and its Disastrous Consequences” by Type O Negative out of any inanimate object, living or artificial.

Obesity in Canada, 26.6% In the US, 41.9%

About the frozen embryo. I wonder if the mother will mow sue the original female and male donor for child support? A l3sbian woman is trying to force the clinic where she got her sperm from a donor to reveal his name so she can sue for child support. A court in I believe Massassachusets has held a mother cannot sign away the rights of the child for support. So men, don’t donate.

If Canada can support all their donut shops, it is logical they eat the most donuts. Duh!

What does it mean to, “reconstruct a song from brain waves”? Whose brain, the artist’s? Did they reconstruct the melody, rhythm, or lyrics?

TIMMY’S!!!!!

Even in Alabama that would be incest!

So…how many cops are there in Canada?

I picture a small bullet flying right through the vulture’s nostrils.

For the curious:

“Neuroscientists recorded electrical activity from areas of the brain (yellow and red dots) as patients listened to the Pink Floyd song, “Another Brick in the Wall, Part 1.” Using artificial intelligence software, they were able to reconstruct the song from the brain recordings. This is the first time a song has been reconstructed from intracranial electroencephalography recordings.”

For more info, warm up your search engines for:

Brain recordings capture musicality of speech — with help from Pink Floyd.

Canadians: is there anything they can’t do?

No wonder there is a police shortage here in the US; they all heard about Canada

turkey vultures (& all NewWorld vultures) are related to cranes, not hawks & eagles.

Maybe that is why they are so happy?