Robert, age 80, always wanted a pair of authentic Texas cowboy boots.So, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”
Margaret, Age 75, looked him over. “Nope.”
Frustrated, Robert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different now?”
Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, “Robert, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”
Furious, Robert yelled, “And do you know why it’s hanging down, Margaret?”
“Nope. Not a clue”, she replied.
“It’s hanging down, because it’s looking at my new boots!!!!”
Without missing a beat Margaret replied, “Should have bought a hat, Robert! Should have bought a hat.”
C’mon now people, admit it. We’ve all gotten our heads stuck in a bowl at least once in our lives. …er, just kidding. I’ve never done that. Heh-heh… okay there was that M&M incident in the 5th grade.. bowl glued to the table. But that doesn’t count.
Leroy 28 days ago
So…If any Lego monsters invade Anaheim, they’re ready!
The Duke 28 days ago
Bowl or jar, that is the question.
The dude from FL Premium Member 28 days ago
Anaheim has too much money…nothing special about a Tesla truck!
jpsomebody 28 days ago
The first Mr. Potato Head toys required a real potato for the body.
Pickled Pete 28 days ago
Robert, age 80, always wanted a pair of authentic Texas cowboy boots.So, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”
Margaret, Age 75, looked him over. “Nope.”
Frustrated, Robert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different now?”
Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, “Robert, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”
Furious, Robert yelled, “And do you know why it’s hanging down, Margaret?”
“Nope. Not a clue”, she replied.
“It’s hanging down, because it’s looking at my new boots!!!!”
Without missing a beat Margaret replied, “Should have bought a hat, Robert! Should have bought a hat.”
A Common 'tator 28 days ago
I wasn’t too comfortable where McFerran was putting his fingers…. either…
bunkyrcs 28 days ago
Believe it or not? These 3 items are very believable, nothing very interesting.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member 28 days ago
… making Anaheim officially the stupidest city in the U.S.
tremaine53 27 days ago
You just can’t overestimate how critically important it is to assemble a Mr. Potato Head toy quickly.
markhughw 27 days ago
which was a record time for assembling a Mr. Potato Head by a five year old
Huckleberry Hiroshima 27 days ago
C’mon now people, admit it. We’ve all gotten our heads stuck in a bowl at least once in our lives. …er, just kidding. I’ve never done that. Heh-heh… okay there was that M&M incident in the 5th grade.. bowl glued to the table. But that doesn’t count.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 27 days ago
The bowl had food in it and when the dog reached the bottom there was no going back.
comixbomix 27 days ago
Did they ever manage to get bullet-proof glass on one?
mindjob 27 days ago
Every day I’m seeing stories about some animal that got stuck in plastic. It’s tragic
GojusJoe 27 days ago
We’re up with technology here in Bald Tater, Arkansas. Our sheriff and the mail man ride a Segway.
AZCoyote 27 days ago
A bowl can’t do that.
oakie817 27 days ago
i once ate a baked potato in 4.15 seconds!
paranormal 27 days ago
Declan must have a really bring life!!!
PoodleGroomer 27 days ago
Air conditioning battery load kills the mileage and time between charges.
cactusbob333 27 days ago
That cybertruck appears to have palm trees growing on it.
flpmlp 27 days ago
Probably free from a convicted drug dealer
tkrist42 27 days ago
electric is a great concept. It still needs work.
Bilan 27 days ago
When you’re a city that gets tons of tax revenue from Disneyland and Knott’s Berry farm, you can buy stuff like that.
coffeeturtle 27 days ago
Robocop vehicle
8^)
olds_cool63 27 days ago
Poor Anaheim…