If it were only children that stare at their phones 24/7. Adults do it also because they get a notification that somebody said something in their FB acct
A man and his wife go to the dentist to get a rotten tooth removed.
The man tells the dentist, “Look doc, I don’t have much money, so no painkillers. No gas, no needles, nothing. Just get in, yank out the tooth, and we’ll get out of here.”
“I wish more of my patients had your fortitude,” says the doctor admiringly. “Which tooth is rotten?”
The man turns to his wife and says, “Open your mouth Dear.”
Gorillas and other ape species native to Africa do not eat bananas as a part of their normal diet. Bananas are indigenous to the tropical portions of India, Southeast Asia and northern Australia, and were brought to South America by the Portuguese in the early 16th century.
Yes about athletes not being as good, overall! Don’t use pros, or elite colleges as reference. Use high school athletics to compare. There even is as much determination or devotion given. Also the military is a good place to compare.
Leroy 16 days ago
♫ Yes we have some bananas! ♫
♫ We have some bananas today! ♫
The dude from FL Premium Member 16 days ago
If it were only children that stare at their phones 24/7. Adults do it also because they get a notification that somebody said something in their FB acct
jpsomebody 16 days ago
Children seem to run their mouth much faster though.
Pickled Pete 16 days ago
A man and his wife go to the dentist to get a rotten tooth removed.
The man tells the dentist, “Look doc, I don’t have much money, so no painkillers. No gas, no needles, nothing. Just get in, yank out the tooth, and we’ll get out of here.”
“I wish more of my patients had your fortitude,” says the doctor admiringly. “Which tooth is rotten?”
The man turns to his wife and says, “Open your mouth Dear.”
SWCarter 16 days ago
It takes ME a lot longer to run a mile now than it did 30 years ago, too.
Foob 16 days ago
One time I took 31 seconds longer to run two miles than I did 91 years ago.
May the Lord be with you as he is with me.
kaycstamper 16 days ago
Not my teeth! Haven’t had sugar in five years, no cavities since.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 16 days ago
But they’ll get their (drum roll) Participation Trophy!
markhughw 16 days ago
I think it used to take us 7-8 minutes in 8th grade.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 16 days ago
Don’t remember ever running a mile. Don’t know why I would do such a silly thing.
mindjob 16 days ago
Give gorillas tastier food, and they’ll sing like Pavarotti
Angry Indeed Premium Member 16 days ago
Thirty years ago, a mile was uphill and in the snow. That tells you how bad it’s gotten. ;-p
Angry Indeed Premium Member 16 days ago
Tooth enamel ranks 5 on the Mohs scale of mineral hardness, which means it’s about as hard as steel.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 16 days ago
Gorillas and other ape species native to Africa do not eat bananas as a part of their normal diet. Bananas are indigenous to the tropical portions of India, Southeast Asia and northern Australia, and were brought to South America by the Portuguese in the early 16th century.
The Duke 16 days ago
And that’s the tooth!
BeniHanna6 Premium Member 16 days ago
Key word, average. There are still a lot of fit children today.
rbullfogg 16 days ago
Yes about athletes not being as good, overall! Don’t use pros, or elite colleges as reference. Use high school athletics to compare. There even is as much determination or devotion given. Also the military is a good place to compare.
Totalloser Premium Member 16 days ago
30 years ago kids were outside playing now they are indoors with their phones and video games getting fat so they will have diabetes when they are 30
6turtle9 16 days ago
I’ve been known to hum or sing the praises of great food also.
I would have thought the human head was harder than tooth enamel, given how hard it is to get anything through their thick skulls.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 16 days ago
Tell that to MY teeth
Boots at the Boar Premium Member 16 days ago
I was 17 30 years ago. I could not run a mile then, and I certainly can’t do it now.
news 15 days ago
With inflation, a mile is longer these days.