Walk-in Jesus; I had a work mate come into my office, close the door and ask me who I was. I said my name and he said that was not my name. He said that I was John Galt and that he was Jesus Christ. I got real nervous. We talked but all irrational banter. After that he was unemployed but the company got him some help. A month later every one in the office got a telegram with an extremely generous offer to join his start-up company. Oh, then everyone received an essay on his new currency. This was in the early sixties. Reflecting on todays world, it may seem normal!
Nebraska State Senator Ernie Chambers sued god about 20 years ago. He was actually making a point about frivolous lawsuits but it did get a lot of attention at the time.
But I have a complaint about the upper left. First of all, there’s no need to say “Believe it or not” again. Second, don’t put a comma right after an exclamation point.
The devil welcomes him and says: “Let me show you around a little bit.” They walk through a nice park with green trees and the devil shows him a huge palace. “This is your house now, here are your keys.” The man is happy and thanks the devil. The devil says: “No need to say thank you, everyone gets a nice place to live in when they come down here!”
They continue walking through the nice park, flowers everywhere, and the devil shows the atheist a garage full of beautiful cars. “These are your cars now!” and hands the man all the car keys. Again, the atheist tries to thank the devil, but he only says “Everyone down here gets some cool cars! How would you drive around without having cars?”.
They walk on and the area gets even nicer. There are birds chirping, squirrels running around, kittens everywhere. They arrive at a fountain, where the most beautiful woman the atheist has ever seen sits on a bench. She looks at him and they instantly fall in love with each other. The man couldn´t be any happier. The devil says, “Everyone gets to have their soulmate down here, we don´t want anyone to be lonely!”
As they walk on, the atheist notices a high fence. He peeks to the other side and is totally shocked. There are people in pools of lava, screaming in pain, while little devils run around and stab them with their tridents. Other devils are skinning people alive, heads are spiked, and many more terrible things are happening. A stench of sulfur is in the air.
Terrified, the man stumbles backwards, and asks the devil, “What is going on there?”
The devil just shrugs and says: “Those are the Christians, I don´t know why, but they prefer it that way!”
Leroy 1 day ago
God had a hard time finding a lawyer to defend the suit, because most of them are in hell.
chaosed2 1 day ago
Having lived close to Barking Sands Kaua’i I can say that isn’t the only sounds the sand makes.
Little Caesar 1 day ago
Anyone familiar with “The Big Lebowski” recalls what Jesus Quintana said about messing with the Jesus…
Zykoic 1 day ago
Walk-in Jesus; I had a work mate come into my office, close the door and ask me who I was. I said my name and he said that was not my name. He said that I was John Galt and that he was Jesus Christ. I got real nervous. We talked but all irrational banter. After that he was unemployed but the company got him some help. A month later every one in the office got a telegram with an extremely generous offer to join his start-up company. Oh, then everyone received an essay on his new currency. This was in the early sixties. Reflecting on todays world, it may seem normal!
kendavis09 1 day ago
On the law suit, did God settle out of court? And you gotta love Paul’s thinking.
h.v.greenman 1 day ago
♪♪ I don’t care if it rains or freezes, long as I have my plastic Jesus, glued to the dashboard of my car…♪♪
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 24 hours ago
Cool of Paul.
Jeffin Premium Member about 23 hours ago
That sand has such a gravely voice.
bmeaton Premium Member about 21 hours ago
So…..was this guy Paul let sit in any good?
pearlsbs about 21 hours ago
The Remarkable True Story of the Woman Who Sued God… and Won
tinyurl.com/2d9kf37e
mindjob about 20 hours ago
I wonder which track Jesus added backing vocals to?
LoneEagle7 about 19 hours ago
Here Comes the Son? ;)
6turtle9 about 18 hours ago
Singing sand dunes video:
Youtube.Com/watch?v=4mbypyJjqhk
6turtle9 about 18 hours ago
Jesus sits in with the Beatles:
Youtube.Com/watch?v=HhwLuiOI7VY
Bilan about 17 hours ago
Desert dunes would not be singing Beatles. More like the Beach Boys.
RobinA. Premium Member about 17 hours ago
Nebraska State Senator Ernie Chambers sued god about 20 years ago. He was actually making a point about frivolous lawsuits but it did get a lot of attention at the time.
Smeagol about 17 hours ago
I guess she could have used any number of thunder gods too.
Stephen Gilberg about 14 hours ago
Good luck getting God to pay up.
But I have a complaint about the upper left. First of all, there’s no need to say “Believe it or not” again. Second, don’t put a comma right after an exclamation point.
Pickled Pete about 12 hours ago
Been away all day to a ‘celebration of life’ for a very dear in-law.
So wasn’t around to see the Big Delete Monster doin his regular normal!
If interested, it’s on yesterday’s Ripley’s or for easy access go to Tinyurl.Com/2uysbnye
About ‘The Avalanche’
news about 11 hours ago
Paul didn’t recognize Charles Manson.
Pickled Pete about 5 hours ago
An atheist dies and goes to hell
The devil welcomes him and says: “Let me show you around a little bit.” They walk through a nice park with green trees and the devil shows him a huge palace. “This is your house now, here are your keys.” The man is happy and thanks the devil. The devil says: “No need to say thank you, everyone gets a nice place to live in when they come down here!”
They continue walking through the nice park, flowers everywhere, and the devil shows the atheist a garage full of beautiful cars. “These are your cars now!” and hands the man all the car keys. Again, the atheist tries to thank the devil, but he only says “Everyone down here gets some cool cars! How would you drive around without having cars?”.
They walk on and the area gets even nicer. There are birds chirping, squirrels running around, kittens everywhere. They arrive at a fountain, where the most beautiful woman the atheist has ever seen sits on a bench. She looks at him and they instantly fall in love with each other. The man couldn´t be any happier. The devil says, “Everyone gets to have their soulmate down here, we don´t want anyone to be lonely!”
As they walk on, the atheist notices a high fence. He peeks to the other side and is totally shocked. There are people in pools of lava, screaming in pain, while little devils run around and stab them with their tridents. Other devils are skinning people alive, heads are spiked, and many more terrible things are happening. A stench of sulfur is in the air.
Terrified, the man stumbles backwards, and asks the devil, “What is going on there?”
The devil just shrugs and says: “Those are the Christians, I don´t know why, but they prefer it that way!”