Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for July 30, 2021

Thought it was an eating contest, not throwing contest.

Clem doesn’t have to worry about brain freeze because… well, you know.

The way I see it, we have an extra “ice cream stomach”. So, even if we’ve stuffed ourselves to the point where we “can’t eat another bite”, we will always have room for ice cream!

No headache from eating too fast? That was always a problem for me.

Clem…the Joey Chestnut of the “Rose is Rose” crowd?

Ya know, I REALLY don’t like that kid. . .

Of course, he’s done. Threw it everywhere instead of eating. If anyone ever needed/earned a pie in the face moment….it’s Clem.

Why did the dumbest person in the ice cream eating contest win the event?

And then Clem looks around to see who still has the most ice cream: “Are you going to finish that?”

The kid is a pig.

I don’t think anyone likes that kid, and that is the point…

What, no brain freeze?

If there is no “tiger tail” flavour it is not a competition.

Only one lefty.

He is a hog, after all. For the sake of the world, maybe he’ll decide to play on the freeway.

Jealousy is not a pretty color on you.

ice cream headache.

Nobody “Out Pigs” Clem.

Our then 6-year-old daughter won a “Month of Sundaes” at a local Friendly’s. Her mother was always waiting to help her finish up. No such luck, the kid always cleaned the dish out.

Never challenge a hog!

I notice that the only contestant remotely close behind Clem is the lady!