Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 10, 2019

Picasso to outline body.

Or, was it part of a SINISTER cover up involving squirt guns ?!

I never knew water killed em. If yes, then why didn’t they just throw some on em instead of taking the trouble to burn em at the stakes?

They liquidated her, eh?

That.. is why witches are going (have gone) extinct.. they insist on staying fashionable with the traditional hat instead of going with a Vietnamese rain hat.. or a modern umbrella hat https://www.dhgate.com/manufacturers/umbrella-hats-rain-suppliers.html

Ever see a witch riding side saddle on her broom in the rain?

Witches Be Loco!

Salem witch burning was in the 1620s or so. Think about it. No TV, no movies, no radio. Come to the town square and bring your marshmallows.

Played that song at the end of my mother’s funeral. And danced to it.

Raindrops keep falling on my head…

De-witched !

If I were an Oz-style witch, I’d assuredly have a magic rain-hat…

I seriously hope she was not trying to play ding dong ditch.