Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 13, 2021

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I’m strong to the finish cuz I eats me spinach I’m Sockeye the Salmon man.

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    Wilde Bill  about 3 years ago

    I’d rather run with the salmon than the bulls.

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    angelolady Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Those slab feet! :o

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    Doug K  about 3 years ago

    They die soon after reaching the fin-ish line.

    So what the reward" What’s the point? Why “compete” in this race?

    Well … they do get to spawn before they die.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 3 years ago

    RUN, Salmon, RUN!

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    papajim545  about 3 years ago

    Ha, good one

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    Lee26 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Love it! Seeing that Salmon huff and puff reminds me of the Rhino in Jumanji.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Poor salmon farmers can’t even afford shoes.

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    Cerabooge  about 3 years ago

    Well, dam!

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    Lablubber   about 3 years ago

    Wishing you lox of luck.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Having been a runner for a few decades, I knew there had to be running races called ‘salmon run’. Google (and the race organizers) didn’t disappoint.

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    KEA  about 3 years ago

    Is this a Twilight Zone episode?

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    cuzinron47  about 3 years ago

    Let’s go watch the snail run.

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    daviddorais  about 3 years ago

    Actually NOT funny, a near extinction level of Coho salmon in the Columbia basin/Duwamish waterway due to industrial pollution, Hanford nuclear waste, and dams- even with massive fish hatcheries and trucking up river; has led to also endangering/near extinction the southern Orca pods of the Salish Sea. Northern pods and salmon along Canada/Alaskan waters are doing okay.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago

    That’s what happens when you let the Bears into the locker room before the race.

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