Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 17, 2022

Uh Oh…

Similar theme to Sherman’s Lagoon today.

When the spirit moves you

Why don’t you come over for dinner, eh?

Imagine yourself at a dinner in your honor, and you are the main entree !!!

Yeah, let’s see you get out of that crossed-leg posture quickly. Not so easy, huh?

True inner peace comes from the full stomach.

Order of care: Stomach, clothing, housing, mind.

Start the process with lying on this silver platter and sprinkling salt and curry powder on yourself….

How nice, he’s about to have him for lunch.

First we’ll give you a massage with an essential oil. Sesame comes to mind.

You must marinate.. I mean meditate on this.

Cue “The Circle of Life”

The more religious lion says “Let us prey”.

Hopefully this means the old lion stays in meditation, while the young lion brings him food.