Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 28, 2023

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    C  over 1 year ago

    Cheesy complaint

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    I Mad Am I  over 1 year ago

    He survived to a ripe old age by using that cane as a trigger.

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Now make it snappy.

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    Zykoic  over 1 year ago

    Second rat gets the cheese, third rat goes hungry.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Cheesy advice from Grampa Meece

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    robolt  over 1 year ago

    Snapchat

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    Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You can see the inherent stupidity of man by the warning labels on products these days, because every one of those labels has a stupid person or persons that caused the need for the warning.

    On curling irons: “Do not insert into any orifice.”

    On Preparation H: “For external use only.”

    On baby strollers: “Remove Child Before Folding..”

    On chainsaws: “Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw.”

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    e.groves  over 1 year ago

    OK, Grandpa.

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    Gently, Grandpa, you’ll do yourself an injury.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Keep your cheese, most mice are holding out for peanut butter.

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    MRC112  over 1 year ago

    One of the examples were are given on safety and warnings includes an example that happened in the States. Three men decided to cut holes in a plank of wood and then stuck the tops of their heads through them. The other then went over them with a lawn mower to give them a hair cut. Needless to say, they got scalped instead.But here’s the nutty part – they sued the lawn mower manufacturer because it didn’t tell them NOT to do it – and they won. Clearly this was a while ago, but that’s why there are statements like “only to be used for the purpose intended” because there are idiots out there that even idiots think are stupid. Need warning labels on everything to prevent getting sued.

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    gluetrap  over 1 year ago

    Lawyers,lawyers, lawyers.

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    eolan59  over 1 year ago

    It’s for the person setting it

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    paranormal  over 1 year ago

    And you had lots of people soaking in the bath tub with a radio on the edge…

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    DM2860  over 1 year ago

    And we would not have read them any way.

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    KEA  over 1 year ago

    Litigation hadn’t gone totally off the rails in his day

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Nothing about being lactose intolerant?

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    Lablubber   over 1 year ago

    II remember a Road Runner cartoon where after failing again, the coyote looks at the label on an Acme product and it says “Not for use against road runners.”

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    geese28  over 1 year ago

    Fortunately the old mouse didn’t have Tidepods

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    BigBoy  over 1 year ago

    Warning: Do not drive with this reflective windshield screen in place

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    haasmeister  over 1 year ago

    Your right, Plus the warnings translated out of Chinese are hilarious.

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    gammaguy  over 1 year ago

    I have more than once been amused to watch a mouse remove the bait from such a trap, nibble by nibble, without ever setting it off.

    I’ve also known more than one human to have such a trap snap shut on their finger.

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