Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 29, 2023

He can’t bear it.

She’ll stick her butt out when she’s poking around. You’ll understand when you’re older.

It’s your breath.

Yeah! How come?

It sure doesn’t make them taste any better.

I just don’t get this

Bernice or Bearnice?

If you replace the word usual with the word s**t………

Favoritism of course

The usual?! Is this a common term?

The other cub is complaining that the other one is always the one scaring the campers. Sometimes the cartoons aren’t hilarious just ha, ha’s.

Does a bear sh!t in the woods? Yes.

Does a bear scare the sh!t out of others in the woods? Evidently.

It’s true, no matter what people say, parents do have a favorite child.

Bernice likes the stuff that comes out of them, an acquired taste that we tried hard to break her from but failed.

Bernice needs the extra calories.

They see a pink bear and they start thinking beer and those mushrooms they picked on the trail, might not be the best combo.

Because she smiles.