Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 25, 2024

Someone should have given the waitress a heads-up.

Two heads are better than one!!!

I foresee many head puns today. Perhaps I should quit while I’m a head…

The waitress certainly lost her head.

I see the future: Lotsa little baby jars with little heads in ’em following these two around!!

At least Janet doesn’t have to worry about food going straight to her hips.

Tell her that her hair is pretty. And her eyes. Then her lips. Well, wait a while on the lips.

They just never got beyond first base.

Looks like Gary has left the 2 lovebirds alone. Well done

“Two straws, please.”

“But what about your beverages?”

“We’re just going to drink each other in…”

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A jarring experience for the waitress. :)

The waitress suffered severe head trauma.

Va va Vavoom, Travis. She looks a bit like Hedy Lamarr. Coincidence?

Too bad she did not turn into a recurring character.

Almost, but not quite, too sweet.