Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 03, 2020

They expire pretty easily…..sometimes not easy.

Updated to the latest version.

I have met people who were Habitual Liars. Usually at risk of getting twisted around… was Marriage Vows. So… having them Renewed often… would almost be a requirement!

If ignored they do.

And even for free this time.

Sometimes it just happens like when you’re in a situation, like a wedding, and the congregation is asked if any couple would like to renew their vows and you and your spouse look at each other and both stand.

Wishful thinking.

A topic in some sci-fi.

If taken in Love and Faith with a very health dose of commitment and thought a marriage should last for an eternity. But if marriage is done just for Lust, with out true love or commitment, it will run out on empty in a fairly short amount of time.

Frank once asked on Everybody Loves Raymond why his marriage license couldn’t expire.

A wedding vow, like life itself, comes with neither a warranty or instructions.

This harkens back to Rose and the swans—they mate for life.

several years ago my friend’ grandfather was in he hospital. he called to see how he was doing and was told “I’m sorry, he expired.”

without missing a beat my friend said “Can I get him renewed?”

Term marriages would make sense, they could even have built-in prenups so people would actually know what they are getting in to.

My marriage license said “Void After 30 days”.

One time I was married by a minister who offered a 90-day guarantee for his weddings. He must have been on to something. That marriage lasted almost 20 years.

I’m with him. Why her disapproving expression in panel one? Good for them to be enjoying their own life.

Seven years. Give or take.

In “Dinosaurs” you send in $40 every 20 years. Monica declared “I took a look at my marriage and it wasn’t worth forty bucks.”