Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 11, 2022

Follow the science…..

Eschewing tik tok should work a treat

[Shoe talks back to the television] Way ahead of ya, Sparky!

Ain’t it the truth

yuuuuuuuup

You can also be happier by not watching the news.

Next they will say you’ll be happier if you forgo sex and live by yourself. I’m sorry but a monastic, I’m not.

I realized that about 25 years ago.

Truth in the form of TV.

Ignore new “scientific” studies – except this one … of course.

Studies show that 79% of all statistics are made up.

Yeah, that’s probably true, especially with so many of the studies contradicting eachother.

Certainly by ignoring “wellness” recommendations.

Sound advice it seems….

The attitudes expressed in this joke and these comments are precisely why there are approximately 750,000 dead Americans since January 2020 whose deaths were 100% preventable.

https://www.statnews.com/2020/06/19/faster-response-prevented-most-us-covid-19-deaths/

I think that is what a lot of people already do.

yep

Disobey this command.

Bah, I eat and drink whatever I want. I just do so in moderation.