You gotta give the time for Cosmo to ferment those creative juices for your paper. He will you know. He is a stout fellow who will not leave you bitter about his work. Even if he is a bit lager-ly about the time it takes. And yeast you forget Shoe, he has been with you longer than all your wives put together.
dadthedawg Premium Member about 2 years ago
But there’s still a little time left in the day…..
KLSeering about 2 years ago
It depends. what’s your definition of work?
Doug K about 2 years ago
“Would you like to rephrase the question?”
Sanspareil about 2 years ago
If you think that, Shoe, you should sack him!
cubswin2016 about 2 years ago
Most employers would not put up with this.
submachine about 2 years ago
he is the Herb Caen of birdville
PoochFan about 2 years ago
Years ago, a supplier was visiting our company. When he asked how many people worked there, his host said, Oh, about half.”
oakie817 about 2 years ago
ba dum tss
Display about 2 years ago
“Not so far” or maybe “What’s your definition of ‘work’?”
Meg ~ All Seriousness Aside about 2 years ago
When his next potential employer calls to ask about Cosmo, he’ll say “you’ll be lucky to get him to work for you.”
"It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member about 2 years ago
There’s always been a difference between “working” and being “at work.”
Linguist about 2 years ago
I know a couple of times that I could have used that line about an employee. One was the big boss’s daughter!
eced52 about 2 years ago
Shouldn’t work him so hard, Shoe
littlejohn Premium Member about 2 years ago
You gotta give the time for Cosmo to ferment those creative juices for your paper. He will you know. He is a stout fellow who will not leave you bitter about his work. Even if he is a bit lager-ly about the time it takes. And yeast you forget Shoe, he has been with you longer than all your wives put together.
Buckeye67 about 2 years ago
Cosmo is just taking a power nap.
pflutke59 about 2 years ago
Present.
schaefer jim about 2 years ago
Working on his afternoon nap!
wiatr about 2 years ago
I wonder how they make the printing deadlines.
Realimaginary1 Premium Member about 2 years ago
With his vehicle, Cosmo’s suffered many a Hard Day Tripper’s Night.