Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 21, 2022

…..but worth every penny.

Don’t buck it.

As a bald headed eagle, he needed it.

Nice wordplay!

:GROAN:

Oh boy. That’s a keeper. Just awful. But very funny!

women can look very good having their hair colored. But whin men do it: SHOE POLISH!!

These days, nobody will notice because their heads are buried in their phones.

It was a leftover from a rug sale.

No comment.

Shades of Pearls Before Swine.

I love it, a dad joke!

It belonged to his friend William. Now he has Bill’s toupee.

He still struggled to decide: “Toupee or not toupee? That is the question. Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer teasing of being bald or to wear a hairpiece still suffer teasing.” In the end, his choice was toupee.

Who does he think he is, Henny Youngman ??

Well, look what someone swept under the rug.

Matches his clothes well, though.

I’m proud of my grey hair, I earned every one of them, some the hard way. Some of the guys I used to hang with are no longer here. The Dude abides.

Where is the Buck Stop? Come on, you guys, this is low-hanging fruit.

Some comedian talks about how he subtly mocks customers. When a guy came in wearing an obvious rug, he’d say "How would you like TO PAY?

For an obese customer, “Sorry about THE WAIT.”

Did I stumble into Frank & Ernest II?

People who hate puns are going to wig out over this one.

When I got a comb for my birthday, I said I’d never part with it.

“There are only so many perfect heads in the world, the rest are covered with hair.”

I wouldn’t waste even a penny on a hairpiece.

this needs to be swept under the rug

Shouldn’t a bird toupee be made with feathers ?

Groooooaaaaannnnnn.

;~})

Please tell me that I’m not the only one who had to think about this for a couple of seconds. In my defense, I only got a few hours’ sleep last night, so I’m not firing on all cylinders today.

Steve Pastis’ attorney is on the phone

Boo! :D

They are going to have to change the name from Dollar store to $1.25 store.

If he could make that into shares of stock and decide to write options on it, he might end up with a covered call.

This is brilliant!

Beans, beans the magical fruit … no wait that’s a different story.

Toupee can you see, By the scalps blinding light…

Yow! That’s so bad it’s good!