Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 01, 2020

No. No I would not.

Apple just sent me a questionnaire about how much I enjoyed the laptop I bought a few years back. I gave them at most ★★★

It’s a nice place . . . except for the people.

Gamma ray burst sterilizing overdue.

As with all things, kind of depends on what the options are.

It’s always better before all the tourists show up.

The customer service is sometimes erratic.

Not right now…until the quarantine is lifted…

It could use a deep cleanup…

There is no space for comments because they don’t use that kind of language there.

Ask me again once I’ve spent a few years up here in “heaven”.

It could be a nice place. Too bad the current residents are trashing the place.

Review: more suited to carbon-based life than any other known planet. 2.5 stars.

Not applicable @ This time….

After you’ve been in Heaven for a while, do you get another satisfaction questionnaire? “Would you recommend Paradise to a friend?”

Being of a somewhat literal turn of mind, I dislike those survey questions, would you recommend “our-store” to a friend? I can’t help thinking how rare it is that there is an occasion to recommend any local business to anybody.

HHGTTG: ‘Harmless’, updated to ‘Mostly Harmless’.

Without knowing the alternatives I’d say it could be better in many aspects.

The hot-tub was awesome and breakfast was delicious.

The only planet that could seriously be made habitable is Venus because it is the closest in size to earth. Now how one would terraform it is another question. Even if a way was found, it would probably take centuries if not millenia. Nope, we’re better off trying to keep earth habitable.

Not these days…

I love the earth, as to the inhabitants?

“I love mankind… It’s people I can’t stand.” – Charles Schulz

What a miserable dump of a planet. It’s the Motel 6 of the galaxy.

“The accommodations were nice, but the neighbors were intolerable!”

Could covid be Ma Nature’s way of an extreme spring cleaning?

Wait, I had an option for somewhere else?

That’s a “10” and “yes!”

Uh, how would I get a friend who wasn’t on Earth?

It’s a little crowded but they seem to be working on that.

Currently? NO!

“Earth’s the right place for love: I don’t know where it’s likely to go better.” – Robert Frost

Maybe in the past I would have, but not now.

Nope