Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 16, 2020

“And you were charming on the video. Now, you’re nothing but a horse’s ass.”

Maybe it was the glasses…

But he’s hung like a …

Remember when you were a little girl and you fantasized about having a pony and meeting your Prince Charming? Now, you’re getting both in one package.

Is that a “Whoa” or a “Giddyup”?

More stable?

He’ll always be the centaur of attention.

Actually I’m quite surprised the she doesn’t have a smile from ear to ear.

SURPRISE!!!

Actually, he seems to have some giddy-up and go about him!

Hold onto your horses.. he could be unstable.

She’s the one whose heading said, “Looking for a stable relationship.”

“When you said your sport was dressage, I assumed you meant as the rider.”

Must be she doesn’t like Horsing around.

Yes, he was wearing a shirt for that.

She heard it, straight from the horse’s mouth.

He did say he was “hung like a horse”.

He said he could work like donkey, but every thing he does is only half-assed.

A horse of a different color…er centaur…neigh neigh neigh

She should have guessed when he wanted to meet at Centaur Perk…

Reminds me of this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jmStKhO5dAM

If you think I look weird, you should see my twin brother who got the other parts.

Lucky girl.. Play your cards right and you may get to see if those rumors about centaur are true.

…and he sounded a little hoarse, too.

She shouldn’t complain. A horse is a horse (of course, of course).

He’s feel’n his oats and wants her to be his mane squeeze!

Sooner or later, you’re gonna have to have that sex talk.

He did tell you he was a stud!

I would say hung like a…but that might get me banned.

If she’s not interested, he can at least give her a ride home.

I know, I shaved.

did he have a shirt on?

This date is a really horse ass!

Hung like a horse

Hey, don’t complain… he’s hung like a horse.