Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 15, 2020

It’s for vegans.

I always said Hell is full of nitpickers.

It also could be a Dessert Fork, a Fish Fork, or even a Cake Fork. But who the Fork cares?!

“Gevalt! A dairy tomahawk! "

If you know, you know.

Who knew you could commit a faux pas in Hell?

“Yes. I’m going to have hyooman salad.’

For salads in hell: Tossed Jalapeño, chili Pepper, Carolina reaper topped with Tabasco sauce for dressing.

It’s for those hot tomatoes.

In the course of staying the course, Bob forgot which course was being served.

Bob forked up again.

At this POINT, what does it matter?

Would those be body suits or do they take away your genitals in hell?

New game in Hell called “bitch forking”.

Come on, Bob! Get it right!

“When you come to a fork in the road…”

Culture and breeding is missing down there as well.

He likes to get close in when working with the sinners

“Your salad fork is for adulterers and petty thieves. The main course is Wall St. traders – you’ll need the larger fork for that.”

How come you got nipples and I didn’t?

So that’s where Bob Jones got off to.

It’s a trident, not a pitchfork.

Boy, is Bob’s face red!

Okay, I gotta be a pedant: those are tridents, not pitchforks.

Four out of five demons surveyed recommended tridents for their lost souls.