Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 29, 2022

Like this!

I’m sorry. I was looking for Lost & Profaned.

Is this a game of many questions? (that’s like 20 questions, but for people without that much mental stamina)

stop me when I get to eighty proof

The essence of your bodily fluids!!!

Profoundly lost.

Finally a pro. Way too much laymen in that field.

Do they still have lost and founds?

It’s a band t-shirt, black, and it has a picture of Nirvana on it.

Oh, great and prescient Guru! I seek your enlightening answer to question of the ages: “If a tree falls on Mars, does anyone hear it”?

Can you just help me find something without all of your wise words?

She misplaced her Quicksilver skateboard.

Some tequila would be nice. Maybe a Ricava Reposado.

They’ve never sold it here, so I’ll just buy another Hawaiian shirt.

National Unity?

That’s deep.

I’m looking for my youthful idealism.

It smells funny.

I’m a pro at lost. Improving on found.

Up next tomorrow: Lost and Confound

Does she look like a bullsh_t artist? (With apologies to Mel Brooks’ History of the World – Part I.)