Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 01, 2024

Harry Breadafonte.

Come mister tally man, tally my old french bread (day old bread an’ we wanna go home)

It may not be upper crust but it will be the toast of the town.

banana bread song

When I was young, I used to go with my grandparents to the ‘day old bread’ shop near our house. Always got a lot to take home.

We loved the day old bakery outlet but sadly they closed. Then the flu came. In 2020 we got a cheap bread maker at Walmart. I make one loaf of bread (flour, milk, egg, sugar and yeast) a week. Sliced it and it goes into the freezer. I figure it cost us about $1.5/loaf. Once in awhile I’ll just use the machine to mix and knead flour/yeast/salt and make French bread.

It’s six slice, seven slice, eight slice loaf…

The MEAT, on the other hand…..

Daaaaaay-old, Da-a-ay old; baker’s gone and the bread’s a day old.

Where’s Delia Deetz?

(hide the deadly black tarantula)

LOL!!

Best strip ever!?

I buy day old Loaves of Bread at the supermarket 30% off stays fresh in the refrigerator for a couple of months

I remember pulling an all-nighter to fix a computer bug during a military exercise that we were supporting with our product. I demonstrated the fix and then announced, “Daylight come and me wanna go home.”

LMAO… funny

Harry Belafonte was the best. Come Mr. Tally man, tally me banana loaf. Day old bread and we wanna go home.

This cracked me up! It my mind it came out in song version!

Oooo! Good one!

Now it’s time to tally me banana. Once they’re day-old, it’s time to throw them away.

May be my favorite ever

Shouldn’t the Second sign be “Day-A-A-Oh”?

Come, Mister Cashier Man, ring up me banana bread!

I feel sorry for those who might not get the reference.

My ears!>

My mother would buy fresh bread every day. She would make us eat all of yesterday’s loaf first – which took all day. My Mom paid fresh bread prices so we could eat day-old bread.

Work all night on a loaf a wheat(Daylight come an’ we wan’ go home)Wan’ go home an’ get off my feet!(Daylight come an’ we wan’ go home)

Cute!

Happy birthday, Harry Belafonte!

I had to laugh thinking of that song as used in Beetlejuice. Hilarious!

Lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch!

Day old bread for a mid day lunch!

The Supermarkets are acclimating shoppers to the “New Trump Diet”. Hey, don’t criticize me, you all won’t vote for Biden because he’s “too old”, so this is what you’ll get next year. Happy?!

You have to spend bread to buy bread.