Having more than 5% of the bed and blanket, in my experience.
It does give one paws.
Chasing women
Cars!
nah nothing serious – just dreaming of decent sleeping
You couldn’t do this joke with the genders reversed, could you?
Dreaming that you didn’t have a dog fetish.
Women have this kind of dreams too.
I don’t care who has the dream. That dog in MY house? OUT! OUT! OUT!
Must be making a decent amount of noise. Even his faithful dog is trying to push him out of the bed.
Where did my BLEEP blanket run off to!
About his dog pushing him out of his bed.
Not you.
My wife had a 160 lb Great Dane when we married. He loved to get in bed between us and push me out.
About the dog being somewhere else.
Dreaming of a time when he had the whole bed to himself.
Probably about being replaced by a dog.
“Sorry honey, Spot ran away while you were at yoga.”
Maybe she needs to do a back massage to find out.
Mumbling about the dog pushing him out of bed.
Larger beds?
Getting kicked out of bed by a dog.
Not the falling dream again!
From the look on his face " “How do i keep fom falling out of bed?”
I think he’s dreaming of being on the top of an iceberg, about to fall off.
A king bed all to himself, and some ear plugs.
How cold he is and why is there snow in summer. When I get cold at night I dream of snow.
Freedom!
Space. We dream about space.
I move to much. The dogs usually end up on my wife’s side of the bed.
July 17, 2015
ToborRedrum about 2 months ago
Having more than 5% of the bed and blanket, in my experience.
Superfrog about 2 months ago
It does give one paws.
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 months ago
Chasing women
momofalex7 about 2 months ago
Cars!
seanfear about 2 months ago
nah nothing serious – just dreaming of decent sleeping
mddshubby2005 about 2 months ago
You couldn’t do this joke with the genders reversed, could you?
Jayalexander about 2 months ago
Dreaming that you didn’t have a dog fetish.
H&M about 2 months ago
Women have this kind of dreams too.
pathfinder about 2 months ago
I don’t care who has the dream. That dog in MY house? OUT! OUT! OUT!
bobpeters61 about 2 months ago
Must be making a decent amount of noise. Even his faithful dog is trying to push him out of the bed.
santa72404 about 2 months ago
Where did my BLEEP blanket run off to!
basspro about 2 months ago
About his dog pushing him out of his bed.
AZCoyote about 2 months ago
Not you.
Bill The Nuke about 2 months ago
My wife had a 160 lb Great Dane when we married. He loved to get in bed between us and push me out.
RobinHood about 2 months ago
About the dog being somewhere else.
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 2 months ago
Dreaming of a time when he had the whole bed to himself.
Aladar30 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Probably about being replaced by a dog.
JRobinson Premium Member about 2 months ago
“Sorry honey, Spot ran away while you were at yoga.”
Robert- 50d99b] about 2 months ago
Maybe she needs to do a back massage to find out.
PAR85 about 2 months ago
Mumbling about the dog pushing him out of bed.
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
Larger beds?
[R Frysinger] about 2 months ago
Getting kicked out of bed by a dog.
cabalonrye about 2 months ago
Not the falling dream again!
j.l.farmer about 2 months ago
From the look on his face " “How do i keep fom falling out of bed?”
Shikamoo Premium Member about 2 months ago
I think he’s dreaming of being on the top of an iceberg, about to fall off.
sincavage05 about 2 months ago
A king bed all to himself, and some ear plugs.
donut reply about 2 months ago
How cold he is and why is there snow in summer. When I get cold at night I dream of snow.
lnrokr55 about 2 months ago
Freedom!
Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 2 months ago
Space. We dream about space.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 2 months ago
I move to much. The dogs usually end up on my wife’s side of the bed.