There’s one about 15 minutes by foot down that road in my back. You might find the technology primitive, but there’s even 3 different brands car dealerships on that lot.
It was all the Wall Drug signs in interstellar space that lured them to the Earth. You can’t travel for even one parsec without seeing dozens of them (for any aliens reading this, one Earth dozen = 12 units of something).
catchup 24 days ago
Kids are kids everywhere
Asharah 24 days ago
Then to McDonalds so they can get the Happy Meals with the toys in them.
ekke 24 days ago
But even before THAT, restrooms!!!
TStyle78 24 days ago
Is that why there are so many Gift Shops?
Imagine 24 days ago
One that sells toy probes.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member 24 days ago
That would be Disney World, right?
abucksworth Premium Member 24 days ago
Sorry. The exit is through the gift shop. If you do that first, you’ll have to pay again to get back in.
phritzg Premium Member 24 days ago
The kids want “I Visited Earth And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt” souvenirs.
Differentname 24 days ago
I figured they’d want the little zzojjx’s room first, after that long trip.
sally222 Premium Member 24 days ago
Oh rats I was so hoping for a great leap forward
RobinHood 24 days ago
You’ll love it, it’s called Wal-Mart.
uniquename 24 days ago
That’s very poor discipline from the parent. They should make the little ones take over the earth before any rewards.
flemmingo 24 days ago
You took me to Earth and all I got was this lousy t shirt!
ncorgbl 23 days ago
Even celestial aliens know the economy here is very good.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 23 days ago
“ Are you taking me with you?”
“ Probe-ably.”
The Brooklyn Accent 23 days ago
Do they take AstroCard and Andromedan Express?
Godfreydaniel 23 days ago
I wonder how many light years the kids were asking “Are we there yet?”
wildlandwaters 23 days ago
make sure it’s duty-free!
Rich_Pa 23 days ago
My wife loves to stop at the gift shops/stores during our travels.
stamps 23 days ago
I can just see- they’re in the middle of the Orion nebula and the little on pipes up, “Mommy, I have to pee.”
raybarb44 23 days ago
You got the money, we got the stuff……
lawguy05 23 days ago
You wouldn’t want to meet Biden anyway.
walter Premium Member 23 days ago
Apparently they’ve been to Disney…
Aladar30 Premium Member 23 days ago
That alien is a good parent.
mistercatworks 23 days ago
“We went to Earth and all I got was this stupid Moon rock.”
unfair.de 23 days ago
There’s one about 15 minutes by foot down that road in my back. You might find the technology primitive, but there’s even 3 different brands car dealerships on that lot.
Shikamoo Premium Member 23 days ago
I hope it’s better than the gift store on Mars. Shelves full of Mars bars and Milky Way bars.
phritzg Premium Member 23 days ago
It was all the Wall Drug signs in interstellar space that lured them to the Earth. You can’t travel for even one parsec without seeing dozens of them (for any aliens reading this, one Earth dozen = 12 units of something).
lnrokr55 22 days ago
Where your Buc- ee’s , yippee! ;-)