Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 17, 2024

Which is why I choose watercolors

Ehh. He’s all wet!

And you decided to liquidate your art?

His worst ideas too.

Explains why you’re shriveled up like a rasin. I guess these are nudes?

Water you saying ? These look all watered down.

Selling at $2M apiece.

Sure, some artists find something that sells and stay with it until buyers turn lukewarm on it.

Apparently, the curtain of water hides whatever idea it is that he comes up with. And probably a very good thing too. Some things cannot be unseen.

Art once told me he was just in my imagination.

Pour choice of subjects.

Moen the lawn boy meets Delta dawn….

Well, it’s good, but it’s not banana and duct tape good.

I get my best ideas in the shower too but they are generally X-rated.

Well, it’s better than that stupid banana taped to the board with duct tape! LOL

Well that explains your use of pale yellow lines in that painting over there.

Be glad that the glass wasn’t transparent.

His career was a total washout.

Me too ! ;-)

I’m glad he doesn’t get his ideas from us old men at the open shower at my community pool.

Beats a rotten banana duct taped to a wall

Do you have a banana for scale?

Looks better than a lot of the so-called “art” out there.