Strange Brew by John Deering for November 18, 2023

“Hit it out of the park!”

It ain’t over til it’s over.

I can only imagine how well that will go.

You’d be green too if you just traveled through space at warp 10!

It is late in the fourth quarter and the home team is down by 20 points.

NOTE:

The Aliens have closely studied ESPN broadcasts for decades —

Them: Take us to your Leader Board.”

Us: “So… what’s your game plan?”

Them: “We have all your bases covered.”

Us: “But our bases are loaded. Project Grand Slam is ready.”

Them: “This is the bottom of the Ninth Inning for Earth. No Overtime!”

Us: “We’ll go out swinging!”

Them: “Then your planet will end up nothing but a foul ball!”

Try bacon.

Beerana his eyes wide open. (Or something like that, not exactly my favourite episode of STNG.)

♫♪

Oo-oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo

When I’m calling you

Oo-oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo

♪♫

I’ve heard various sports events being broadcasted in different languages, There is a stream of excited chatter and then the word SCOOOORE!

I see a sack or a pick six coming up.

Doomed to failure.

If he tries to toss that giant frisbee, they’ll call foul.

Waltrip shouts “Boogity, boogity, boogity, let’s go racing boys and girls!”

you gotta put points on the board. you gotta move the chains

What could possibly go wrong?

They should understand “Knock it out of the galaxy” ..instead of park.

No worse than “Temba, his arms open.”

We are doomed.

It’s a COOKBOOK!

Just don’t spike the ball.

Take me to your leader…in points per game.

Let’s start with: “there is no #$*@ in ‘team’”.

If he does, he will hit it out of the ballpark