Oh, THAT Henny Youngman. (Barkeep, another Gaspachotini and keep ‘em coming’)
Asks Dinkle the Unlovable Loser. Maybe he interested in yours offer.
So he is meet the hitman at the bar eh.
“Take my wife, or take my life. Either way, it will be quieter.”
What else could he possibly mean?
Couldn’t he just say “Please!”?
“Er.. I would take your despised wife if it were not for the fact that she’s despised. Tough it out, boy. Tough it out.”
I think Henny Youngman’s version has more punch. It’s all in the pause.
Even worse than Leroy and Loretta.
Please.
August 09, 2014
danketaz Premium Member 7 months ago
Oh, THAT Henny Youngman. (Barkeep, another Gaspachotini and keep ‘em coming’)
Gent 7 months ago
Asks Dinkle the Unlovable Loser. Maybe he interested in yours offer.
Gent 7 months ago
So he is meet the hitman at the bar eh.
phritzg Premium Member 7 months ago
“Take my wife, or take my life. Either way, it will be quieter.”
Billavi Premium Member 7 months ago
What else could he possibly mean?
Doug K 7 months ago
Couldn’t he just say “Please!”?
Huckleberry Hiroshima 7 months ago
“Er.. I would take your despised wife if it were not for the fact that she’s despised. Tough it out, boy. Tough it out.”
willie_mctell 7 months ago
I think Henny Youngman’s version has more punch. It’s all in the pause.
norphos 7 months ago
Even worse than Leroy and Loretta.
mistercatworks 7 months ago
Please.