Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for September 25, 2023

They need a "pack"yderms to rout these zanies.

Well here we is goes again folks.

Getting repetitive now, just grab “She” and take her prisoner and end this “Adventure”……

All this goings on just because Tarzan is playing hard to get.

Please, please, please – have Tarzan wake up in bed, next to Maureen O’Sullivan, and tell her he was having the strangest dream.

Tarzan, time to do your famous “yell” and see if there are any weird cave elephants lumbering about.

Hmmm…Merala seems to be having trouble with her eyesight. She’s pointing the wrong way.

Who knew Tarzan starred in the original Groundhog Day? ;-)

“But,” said M’Lunga, “what if they resist but we can still take them alive? Or they don’t resist but we’re in the middle of a nap? I’m so confused.”

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE

Why? Seems like a waste of time.

Green light for a slaughter, I just hope that Tarzan can put a spear down M’lunga’s hairy throat before he’s taken once again. Merala must be very hot and horney by now, and where is disgraced gynocologist “Dr. Wong” these days? Most likely preparing for a huge victory feast of long pig, flied lice and fortune cookies!

Tarzan makes guest appearances in “Last Kiss” and “Yaffle” today. He gets around.

Silly Merala wore her bathing bikini instead of the chain mail one.