Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for March 28, 2024

Tarzan should shove him into the cauldron of “justice”.

Join us tomorrow for our next exciting episode: The Doom of Toom.

OR; Toom Gets Tuned By Tarzan.

I’ve used the Toom raider gag before. But, it’s even more appropriate here…

Easiest and most ridiculous escape.

I guess the tongueless slave from yesterday, pulling the net, can’t say anything.

See me tolds ya Tarzan will tearing your silly net to smithereens. And next he gonna throws you to that old croc Ma’amu of yours ya old fool!

After taking the knife, Tarzan next took Toom’s wallet and watch.

Toom: Oops, spoke too soon! Tarzan: Tantor (squish).

Got him monologuing!

You aren’t paying attention old man .

Oh this old dude really needs rid of.

You have to give Toom credit. He is focused. He backed into the net and kept turned around and stirring his pot while all this stealing and rope cutting was going on. And never once turned on his hearing aid.

Net Result? Tomorrow will be “Freaky Friday”, where the roles get reversed! ☺

I think Toom will be in the pot tomorrow.

“Tarzan, you are not playing fair!!”

“I’m not playing.”

Toom it may concern: If Ma-Amu doesn’t get Tarzan, he’ll still be hungry. You should fatten yourself up quickly.

Toom fell victim to one of the classic blunders – the most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia” – but only slightly less well-known is this: “Don’t start monologuing when you have the hero trapped.”

I told you yesterday that the invisible knife would make an appearance as he cuts himself free. Tomorrow comes the heart attack!

Duhhh …. Not very smart about searching Tarzan for weapons, but then … he is a Neanderthal.