Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for January 20, 2024

What? You don’t want to make your own wads of paper? You want pre-wadded?

My girls are not much for wads of paper. They both like pipe cleaners twisted into various shapes though.

Bear likes tearing up Dad’s papers. He leaves her some for that purpose.

Wadded up paper balls are free toys for foster kittens. Even though I have a big toybox full of new toys, they like paper balls just as much.

If you are really nice, Mittens, your woman may make you some paper balls when she gets home from work.

Mittens texted the wrong # because it’s hard to text without thumbs. I am awful at texting WITH thumbs, so I use a stylus

Yeah, I’m sure they get that request a lot. They probably have a paper-wadder-in-residence for their huge cat clientele.

I’m always amazed that Mittens never notices that there’s only one number on his phone.

My cats preferred to wad up their own paper. Back in the day when I bought a Sunday newspaper, I would spread it out on the floor to read. Wilamena the Radio Cat had the habit of making a mad dash as I Iifted up and page and making off with an entire section. Good times.

The Mittens sure does have the habit of texting his mama by accident…LOL!

This may be old, but I’ve just realized the provider is “Furizon”. Nice!!